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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #860
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888 888 888 888 888 "A Testament of Attitude"
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
888 888 888 888 888 " by Big Daddy Bill
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/28/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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You know what? FUCK THIS CURSOR! IT CAN BLINK AT ME ALL THE GODDAMN
TIME I DON'T HAVE TO TYPE SHIT!!!
GrrrrrraAAAAAAAHHGHGHGHAHSDFKJALSDF!~~!!@
Everything is mocking me, everything hates me, everything wants me
dead, how I love to bitch.
I'm so seperated, man, all I know is that I don't know and shit like
that. I have TWO mothafucking personalities, Mean Bill and Nice Bill. Lets
hear from both.
MeanBill: I LOVE STOMPING ROSES AND KILLING PEOPLE
NiceBill: Bad. Smell roses and help people.
MeanBill: I LIKE THE COMPANY OF DRUG DEALAZ AND THUG KILLAS.
NiceBill: No-Limit? More like No-Talent.
MeanBill: SUCK MY BIG 'OLE SLOPPY TESTICLES.
NiceBill: .. please stop..
MEANBILL: KICKING SHIT IS FUNNY. ESPECIALLY ANIMALS AND OLD PEOPLE.
nicebill: why does everything happen to me?
You see my problem? MeanBill killlllllllllz people, and NiceBill
WHINES WHINES WHINES
You know what? I need to take a pottery class so I can feel some
shit like demi moore in that fucked up movie GHOST. But i HATE POTS. That
scene is so blatantly homosexual anygoddamnway
Sometimes I actually wondered where *I* went wrong. ITS YOUR FUCKING
FAULT. Everyone else can type FUCK a lot in their TEE FILZ so why cant I?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
I am so done.
I don't want to be done yet, but your making me. You've made me.
"I think she likes the guys in tights, though, personally"
SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU SHITBAG. YOU BAG OF SHIT.
What the hell am I talking about? Should I even publish this? I'm
not even intoxicated. Fury is a beautiful thing. So crisp and whole and
hot and
I'm such an asshole.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #860 - BY: BIG DADDY BILL - 9/28/99 ]