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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #858
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888 888 888 888 888 "The No Fuck Day:
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 An Exercise In Futility"
888 888 888 888 888 " by Teerts and Woodstok
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/28/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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here we stand, two underachieving college students for whom the word
fuck is one of the most important words in their daily vocabulary. once
upon a day corey and i were discussing people's addictions and other out-of-
control vices when he suggested that we sure do say the word fuck an awful
lot.
"dood, we say fuck alot."
"yes, we sure as fuck do"
it was true, this word emerged from our mouths about once every five
minutes. it flowed like water, this bothered us...a little. it was decided
that we should try to stop saying this holiest of words, at least for a
while. we knew this would not be an easy task, so we prepared beforehand.
"ok, we are starting at 1."
"1? ok."
[12:54]
"whoah, what the fuck."
"fuck dood, did u see that fucking shit?"
"i sure fucking did"
[12:55]
"ahh, five minutes!"
"fuck! fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck!"
"yeah yeah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckee fuck!"
this purging continued for the remaining five minutes. we said fuck
about once for every time that we had said it in the past, ever.
[1:00]
*nervous glances, tv watching, trite conversation*
[1:04]
"hahaha that was fucking f..."
"ahahahahahahaha...you dumb bastard!"
"FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK@!#)@*)*@$"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA...you silly f*cough*"
"Ahhhh my god...FUCK@#!# FUCK@$(*&@!#"
"hehehehe shut up already..."
"aww...ok, how about we start at 1:15?"
"NO, you screwed up already...not my problem, shithead."
[1:24]
"...so i'm like 'what the fuck?!@?'"
"ahahah you said it!"
"ahh shit...guess it was my turn eh?"
"i guess..."
"ehh, shut up...at least i made it longer than you, bastard!"
after this exercise, we both say fuck as much as any and every
college student should. sure, we are just as broke as any other student
here, but god damn it, we sure do say fuck a whole lot!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #858 - BY: TEERTS & WOODSTOK - 9/28/99 ]