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	AND THE FISH AND THE FEAR AND THE FISH AND FLEAS TELLING ME TO
 FISH AND BE FREE AND THE FISH AND THE FEAR AND THE FISH AND HTE FLEAS
 THEY'RE COMING FOR ME AND YOU WERE TEHRE AND I HAD PERFECT SYNCOPATION OF
 YOUR FACE I COULD TASTE IT AND SMELL IT LIKE CATS CRWALING OUT WINDOWS
 WOMEN SCREAMING TODAY THE WOMEN IN PARIS ARE STAINED WITH BLOOD IT WAS AND
 I'D PREFER NOT TO REMEMBER IT WAS DURING BEAUTY'S DECLINE 

	To give something back you first must GET 

	You hid from the negroes outside your apartment, but I embraced
 them and tried to become them and I did what Manifest Destiny has always
 done, I turned them into cheap caricatures of themselves.  Their albums no
 longer cost $8,000 to produce.  THINK ABOUT THAT. 

	GOD MADE THE AIDS AND THE AIDS'LL BUST YOUR FACE 

	here at ITIC we all learned one valuable lesson... Your life can
 be irrevokably altered and you can not stop it.  I had learned that long
 before, of course, but I think the dust had been settling on my bones...

	Oh, the foot bone's connected to the LEG bone, adn the leg bone's
 connecteed to the HIP BONE, and hte hip bone's connected to the BACK BONE,
 and the back bone's connected to the HEAD BONE.... 

	O HEAR THE WORD OF THE LORD 

   [7] So I prophesied as I was commanded: and as I prophesied, there was
   a noise, and behold a shaking, and the bones came together, bone to
   his bone.
   [8] And when I beheld, lo, the sinews and the flesh came up upon them,
   and the skin covered them above: but there was no breath in them.
   [9] Then said he unto me, Prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of
   man, and say to the wind, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Come from the four
   winds, O breath, and breathe upon these slain, that they may live.
   [10] So I prophesied as he commanded me, and the breath came into
   them, and they lived, and stood up upon their feet, an exceeding great
   army.
   [11] Then he said unto me, Son of man, these bones are the whole house
   of Israel: behold, they say, Our bones are dried, and our hope is
   lost: we are cut off for our parts.
   [12] Therefore prophesy and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD;
   Behold, O my people, I will open your graves, and cause you to come up
   out of your graves, and bring you into the land of Israel.
   [13] And ye shall know that I am the LORD, when I have opened your
   graves, O my people, and brought you up out of your graves. 

               O, HEAR THE WORD OF THE LORD

	Number One is the monkey man is you is the number one 

	EZEKIEL CRACKED DEM DRY BONES EZEKIEL CRACKED DEM DRY BONES 
				and hear the word of the lord

		when I was just a little girl I could hide in the brambles
 and the thickets and there was no fear of the wind in the willows... Let
 me tell you about my life in Wales, oh my, these hills of dreams, I find
 myself slowly being lost in a sexual disporia.. The hills seem to have a
 life of their own, their own bird calls and songs, their own life and
 magic.  The great beast roamed them once, but I did not strike him down as
 I would strike down a mysterious cat.  There have been over 80 mysterious
 cat sightings in England this year alone.  The facts tell the truth. 

	Here in the Essex House, amongst these pictures of Henry the VIII
 and Anne Boylen and Black Katherine of Aragon and the mother of Lady Jane
 Grey, I have spied 5 mysterious cats.  8 divided by 2 are of the Casa
 Schweitzer, but there is one big mean cat that no one knows. 

	What exactly happened to Gandalf as the Balrog dragged him down?

	Was he reborn on the third day? 

	And I wrote a thousand words in a world, You were there amongst
 the dirty Japanese tourists who celebrated the centenniel BIRTHS of
 hemingway and borgess, speaking of the aleph on Kilimunjaro, but really
 thinking of rolling around on the floors of hotel rooms, eating shit from
 each others' cum enema asses... these shit ass droolers, they rally to my
 white canes, you were ther as they took pictures of BLOOMSDAY and as they
 walked hte Ulysses tour, and you were there at the Oscar Wilde Anal Sex
 emporium located on Grafton street, right between the GAP and the
 McDonalds, taking pictures with the Japanse as the GAR-DI brought me out
 in handcuffs... Fags all of you... shit ass droolers... jews and
 immigrants, I am here at a wedding in Roger Williams park, all of my
 children are with me... 


	Antonin Artaud's daughters of the heart, how many have I
 inherited?  No idea.  At least they did not give me the cum enema.  CAn you
 think of any more fitting death than rectal cancer for a coprophiliac?  oh
 he had finished his work and he died with his shoe in his hands!  IN HIS
 HANDS!  He said to his poet friend, the young JACQUES REVEL, "IF YOU'RE
 GONNA SCREAM YOU SCREAM WITH ME.... THESE MOMENTS.. THESE HYBRID
 MOMENTS..." 

	JARETT CAN'T STOP BEING JARETT 
		HE MIGHT TRY 
			BUT HE WILL STILL JARETT 

				pucker up, jarrett baby 

	great god almight, gonna pick a bale of cotton 
		JUMP DOWN TURN AROUND 
			PICK A BALE OF COTTON 

	TELETYPE: BUt doctor, it's not sterile! 
	DOCTOR BENWAY: I REMOVED A UTERINE TUMOR WITH MY TEEEEEETH 
	TELEYPE: GiVE ME THE SEX SEX SEX MB6.JPG PIERCE.JpG I FUCKED THAT 

	Ah, but Aids, they always say, if you could only come to the
 point, or perhaps be less scattered, then people would really be able to
 read your text files.  Ah, but Captain Beefheart, if you only dumped hte
 magic band, you could be hte greatest white blues singer of all time. 

	WHO WANTS THE DISTINCTION OF BEING A PIECE OF SHIT? 

	Not I, and not hte Captain, who didn't used to be like that. 

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