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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #783
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888 888 888 888 888 "Gavin and Nigel=Masterminds"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by The Golden Boognish
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gavin rossdale and nigel made up one of the ultimate bands of the
90's. bush. (stopping laugh). togeher they could turn beats into a
wonderful tune of love or hate. such songs as 'everything zen' and
'comedown' prove this theory. this text is going to examine some of the
lyrics that these masterminds have created.
ex.1 'everything zen' (lyrics taken from CD)
there must be something that we can eat
maybe find another lover
should i fly to los angeles
find my asshole brother
ok, wanting to eat his lover, a new one, possibly his
brother, intersting, but intense at the very least
minnie(?) mouse has grow up a cow
dave's on sale again
we kissy kiss in the rear view
we're so bored
you're to blame
ok, here he is talking about some mouse, he thinks minnie
has eaten alot of shit from dave's and gotten very fat,
and they kiss because they are boredm, because of us.
i think.
end ex.1
ok, as you can see, the lyrics taken from this song, are too much
to bear. they are pure intellenge from two of the greatest minds in the
world.
bush, mainly the 2 frontmen, gavin and nigel are the most
interesting and intellengent indvediauls in the world that i know. we
must bear witness to the mastermids that are them and beware.
ok, i am lying, what wwe really have to do is fucking tie them up
and slice their goddamn chests open and rip out there vital organs and
leave them in a pile of leaves to be found by hikers. heh. bush is one
of the worst goddman bands on the face of this earth and we need to let
this be known by all. damn....i think i am going to by used bush cd's and
burn them tomarrow night outside at work, who knows.
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