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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #775
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888 888 888 888 888 "I'm One BADASS Hacker"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Six
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[09:11] <`six`> I have to tell you guys the conversation I had with my mom
this morning
[09:11] <`six`> I borrowed some software from work, and made the mistake of
telling my mother.
[09:12] <`six`> So... my mom like stages this confrontation this morning
Mom: 'I know what your up to'
Six: 'what mom'
Mom: 'YOURE A HACKER'
Six: 'Uh If I was a hacker, or even capable of being one, I would not be
a secretary'
Mom: 'It's a cover admit it'
Six 'Yes mom I am a mild manner secretary by day and a badass computer
hacker by night. I spend all night on caffeine binges writing
cracks for all the latest Microsoft releases and then burning them
to CDs and selling them on the black market at a half the price
while still making 100% profit'
Mom: 'I KNEW IT'
Six: 'Mom, shut up I'm going to work now'
[09:14] <`six`> I get to work
[09:14] <`six`> phone rings it's mom
Mom: 'I want you to stop hacking'
Six: 'I would mom but I've become involved in an Asian software Mafia and
there's no way out except death'
Mom: 'Oh my gosh, honey we can get you help'
Six: 'No mom there is no helping me now, it's too late, you and dad can
take my hacking money stash and move to Hawaii, save your selves
<fake dramatic voice> there's.. nothing.. left.. for.. me..
anymore..
Mom: 'Gosh!'
Six: 'OH NO MOM THEY MUST HAVE THE PHONE TAPPED THEYRE COMING FOR ME OH
MY GOD THE ASIANS HELLPPPPPPPP'
<I hang up>
Mom calls back 5 minutes later, most likely after relaying our
conversation to my dad.
Mom: 'you little smart ass when you get home I want you to clean your
room'
<Mom hangs up>
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #775 - WRITTEN BY: SIX - 8/2/99 ]