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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #773
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888 888 888 888 888 "Kid Cuisine Memories"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by The Golden Boognish
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welp. the other day i opened my freezer and found out that
someone in my family purchased one of the greatest childhood memories for
me, a kid cuisine meal from the local stop and shop. my eyes fixated at
the product, as i was in full awe at the marvel that this was.
as i opened the product i saw the NEW kid cuisine setup. still
the same tray, but instead of the brownie, i had a nice bowl of pudding
and nacho cheese for the taco tv dinner meal. even though this was a
'new' school kid cuisine, it still contained the allmighty serving of our
favorite vegstable, corn, which keeps us strong and healthy. it also came
with a complementary ruler, which i have on my wall.
i remember the old kid cuisine.
when i would open my fridge as a little kid, viewing "Super Fun
KC", kid cuisine's mascot, my eyes would grow large with excitement, and i
would have to rip the package open. it would usually be the pizza or
chicken finger one. it came with the brownie(standard in all the kid
cuisines) and somtimes peas, and always corn.
if you haven't had a kid cuisine in a while, i suggest that you go
out and buy one immediately! it is a fun, great meal, that will keep your
bones strong and healthy and entertain you with with some great toys (like
rulers) which come with the great meal. if you don't like Kid Cuisine,
then i wish you a fun time in hell. goodbye.
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[(c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #773 - BY: THE GOLDEN BOOGNISH - 8/2/99 ]