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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #747
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888 888 888 888 888 "The World I Live In"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Hort (hort@hoe.nu)
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/22/99
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Stupid Bitches run rampant. Stupid Hicks run after them. The stupid
spics eat the leftovers from the stupid hicks and then sometimes the stupid
hicks turn around and shoot the stupid spics. Behind the stupid spics are
the stupid pigs, who make a living out of chasing the stupid spics around.
The stupid spics sometimes turn around and shoot a stupid pig, but only when
the stupid spics really outnumber the stupid pigs. The stupid pigs will
occasionally shoot a stupid spic and will beat them often. The stupid pigs
will sometimes miss and hit a stupid hick. Then the stupid hicks will whip
out their shotguns and take out a bunch of stupid spics, and maybe a stupid
pig.
The stupid bitches run faster, so the stupid hicks jump in their
retarded-looking jacked up trucks, take off after the bitches, and will
sometimes even run over a stupid spic. The bitches run even faster and the
stupid hicks blow up their engines when they get a woody and totally fuck up
their balance. The stupid hick then goes to a mechanic, that passes the job
onto some stupid dirty spic. Since hicks make all sorts of modifications to
their retarded-looking trucks, when the stupid spic is trying to take the
engine out, it falls and kill him. The yuppie shop owner then blames the
hick, and comes after him with a tire iron. The hick grabs his shotgun and
kills the yuppie. Then it's all over the 10 o'clock news.
The previously mentioned stupid bitches are divided into skanks,
hoes, and chinks. Hoes are bitches who will fuck just about anyone. But
they do have a standard of who they will fuck and hicks fall into this
category. Now the skanks are the bitches who dont have standards, simply
because if they had any, they wouldnt get laid at all. The stupid spics are
the only ones who will fuck the skanks. What these people become is
discussed later.
Chinks are bitches who just spread their legs and pose for cum shots
in magazines and videos. They are a yuppie porno-magazine owner's dream,
and are used by them often. The stupid hicks now buy the yuppie's magazine
and masturbate to the cum shots of chinks. They then go out and harass
chinks, hoping to get some. The chinks notice the jizz stain, and then they
get their friends, the spics, to kill the hicks.
By now the skanks have had relations with at least 5 different spics
and mother at least 3 different mini-spics. They live off welfare and food
stamps, which they use to buy crack and twinkies respectively. The welfare
money given to the spics is used by the spics to bail their pseudo-friend
spics out of jail and to buy more crack to sell to skanks and other spics.
The spics and skanks occasionally OD on crack and go out in an orgy of
convulsions, however have already fathered or mothered at least 3 mini-spics
each. This is why the whole spic race never really dies or goes away.
Back to the hoes. They commonly try to maintain two jobs, one of
which is waitressing at a local bar, getting fondled every night by a bunch
of drunken hicks and spics. The bar is the only place the hicks and spics
can stand each other, since it smells bad anyways. The hoes make the
payment on a one bedroom apartment that commonly has 3 or 4 pot smoking
hicks in there at one time. Since a hick cant possibly satisfy a flea, much
less a hoe, the hoe has a secret affair with the dog. The dog is now part
of their child, and this loops over and over creating a more fucked up
generation each time.
The yuppies (cant forget the yuppies) have little or no influence on
what and hicks or spics do in their life, but does watch and complain about
what they are doing to their friend yuppies. The yuppies occasionally fuck
hoes, but will often fuck female yuppies.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #747 - WRITTEN BY: HORT - 7/22/99 ]