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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #678
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888 888 888 888 888 "I Step In Shit and
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Sleep On The Floor"
888 888 888 888 888 " by RMW
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 6/9/99
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During the last few years of my life, I have become a man. My hands
are very small, silky and smooth. I do absolutely nothing to make them
this way; they are what they are. I can probably accredit it to the fact
that I have not participated in a day of hard labor in my life. Everyone
who comes in contact with my hands is amazed by them. This often leads to
me saying something along the lines of "Imagine these hands caressing you
breasts?" Sometimes I get carried away and actually have sex. What are
these people thinking?
I am a very particular person. I find flaws in everyone I meet,
but only admire people with infinite flaws.... The average person is not
good enough for me. The closer I get to a person, the harder I push them
away. I once had this best friend and he decided to jump ontop of me and
perform unspeakable acts. I haven't seen him since that happened. No
love has been lost.
I have been hanging out with this girl recently and her friend is
always around. So out of the blue the friend asked me for my home
address. I didn't think much of it and I gave it to her..... Maybe she
wanted to send me a post card when on vacation or something. A few weeks
later I received this big yellow envelope in the mail with the following
written on the back, "Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is
never far behind." Contained inside were poems and drawings that the
girl had made. So the next time I hung out with her, I kicked the living
shit out of her and made her promise she would never send me another
thing in the mail. Hmm, actually..... I just never talked to her again.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #678 - WRITTEN BY: RMW - 6/9/99 ]