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Dedicated to my mom and dad because they love me.
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Chapter 1
THE HOG
One day a girl named sammy was at a new school. It was her first day
and she couldn't predict what was to come of it. She got to school and met
her teacher. Her teacher was a hog.
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Chapter 2
THE MATH ASSIGHNMENT
After about an hour of school math period began. The math
assighnment was the whole math book!
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Chapter 3
YUCKO!
For lunch Sammy went to the cafeteria. She sat down with her insane
friend Becky. They were forced to eat brusselsprouts and brocoli. They
hated it very much.
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Chapter 4
Recess
When they went out to recess the evil duty Mel gave them detention
slips. They were mortified and did not know what to do because they had
never been in truble before. They went to the principals office and had a
chat with him. He was dissapointed in Sammy because it was her first day of
school.
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Chapter 5
Music
That day in music Sammy had fun playing the percussion instruments.
She played the suprano xylophone and the alto metalophone. She had the most
wonderful time. After music Sammy went home and told her mom about her
horrible and wonderful day.
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Chapter 6
Day 2
One the second day Sammy went to school and had a wonderful terrible
day.
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Chapter 7
Day 3
On the thrid day Sammy went to school and had a wonderful terrible
day.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #674 - WRITTEN BY: SHOE - 6/9/99 ]