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This is an ironical, yet somehow unrelated list spoofing the new
movie "10 Things I Hate About You". Maybe someone could make this into a
movie? Maybe not. Naff Off.
Ten things I hate about me:
10: The snoring.
9: I'm underage.
8: the egotistical-depressed-megalomaniacal urges.
7: The constant masterbation... CONSTANT!
6: Zootf!
5: Gas.
4: The small penis.
3: Randomness.
2: I write for HOE.
1: This file.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #565 - WRITTEN BY: ALTROCKS - 4/11/99 ]