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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #544
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888 888 888 888 888 "Why Sex is NOT Better Than
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Masturbation"
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o by AltRocks [4/3/99]
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Disclaimer: This file in no way represents the author's opinions!
Many males, and females, I know seems to complain about not getting
sex. I know they masturbate on a normal, if not daily, basis, due to the
fact that they are dirty horny fucks. So, I wonder what the problem is.
I mean, with sex you have to worry about the other person getting
satisfied, diseases, pregnancy, etc. I don't think it's that great. I
mean how is a person supposed to perform under such pressure?
It's amazing the species has survived past the women's movement.
Before that a guy just clubbed a woman, or the social equivalent of it,
shagged her rotten. Now us guys have to go thru a much too complex process
to even get a kiss goodnite. This is far too much for the common male.
When he wants sex it's not a wait-3-months sort of thing... he wants it
within the next hour, maybe less.
So masturbation is much quicker and a hell of a lot better than
trying to find a clean, willing, and available girl. As for the girls,
how often do you find a man with the ability to bring you to a great
orgasm? I mean, not everyone can be like me, right? So, it's even mroe
practical for women! Well, now that I just ruined every guy who is
uncoordinated's chance of getting some, they better go masturbate!
See? This is all working out just as I told you. Guys wanna do
it, women wanna do it, but no body wants to just jump on a random person
from the street and say "FUCK ME!" That's why we have opposable thumbs.
So, get your vasoline ready, and start working your arms. I say we forget
sex and have a national masturbation day where we inform people of the
wonders of masturbation Vs. sex. You always get to finish, there's no
pressure (unless your parents are home), and you don't have to fiddle
around with contraceptives before hand. Of course this whole file could
be negated if everyone in the world liked oral sex, but we all know that
won't happen anytime soon. Until then, happy whacking Planet Earth!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #544 - WRITTEN BY: ALTROCKS - 4/3/99 ]