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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #528
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    888     888 888      888 888                "Viable Substitutions
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8             for  Intelligence"
    888     888 888      888 888    "
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o         by Caitlin [3/21/99]
   o888o   o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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        Hi.  Caitlin here.  This is my new personals service, especially
 for those people who sit on their computer all day and never get any play.
 No need to be embarressed, because the people here aren't the brightest
 stars in the sky.  Place your ad today!  Or, feel free to respond to any
 of these kinky kids!  Thanks... and remember:  if you wanna get down and
 dirty call 1-(800) B-L-O-W-J-O-B for more steamy, dirty times.  Everyone's
 welcome!

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 From : roro724
 Email : roro724@hotmail.com
 Subject : Let's Have Fun Together 

        I have a small black dot tatooed on the head of my cock and when
 I get excited it reads: "We the people of the United States, in order to
 for a more perfect union....." Anyway, how about some phone sex, let's get
 excited and cum together. roro724@hotmail.com 

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 From : Missdom
 ICQ : 25800577
 Subject : Hello 

        If you want to play we should talk. But by my rules. I'm hot, nasty
 and the best fuck you will ever have the pleasure of.... but first you
 must earn it. ICQ 25800577. 

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 From : DaleG
 Email : funone3@hotmail.com
 Subject : tatto 

        I would like to see your tatto as well as many other things. To
 make me smile is to make you smile. funone3 @ hot mail .com 

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 From : extacy
 Phone Number : 708 430 5208
 Email : Cyberyuash@aol.com
 Subject : Im the one your LOOKING four!!!! 

        Hi my name is Adam.  r u shy, I dont think so .But any way seems
 like we could have alot of FUN together r u game? Let me tell u about me
 IM 23 5 11FT 172LB of HARD PUMPING MUCLES, Brown hair eyes. I take good
 care of my self. I like 2 party . Clubs r my fav. I basicly have all the
 connectoins 2 clubs & after hour partys in chicago. But i have my limits.
 I been told that I am a very conciderate, thuoghtful, generous and almost
 4got hardworking. I try hard in everthing i do. I have some of the best
 partys at my house, u could find just about anything here. From the most
 finest guys 2 the most SEXIEST girls and the most erotic times u could
 have. I also drive a "98" Corvette,so 2 finish this off Im kind of out
 going as u could see but if u r interested u could email me at
 Cyberyuash.@aol.com p.s Im really a nice guy see 4 your self 708 430 5208
 bye 4 now. I couldn't send a pic

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 From : georgie4u
 Pager Number : (810) 831-1276
 Subject : u make me smile 

        very pretty I'm safe and very generous intrested
 devans2@ameritech.com page me 810/831-1276 any morning georgie

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 From : substick
 Email : scottfrfl@webtv.net                                                                                           
 Subject : smile 

        show me more scottfrfl@webtv.net I'd lick it

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 From : DarkPrince
 Email : revclaw@tranquility.net
 Subject : Darkprince 

        you are smokin babie i would lick from head to toe girl and love
 every minute of it ummm. I'm planning on taking my van on a road trip this
 summer maybe you can convince me to head to mich. during my travels this
 token stuff is bullshit e mail me if you like my profile.
 revclaw@tranquility.net

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 From : PussyLuv
 Email : LuvPussy69@hotmail.com
 Subject : Let Me Make U Wet! 

        Let me suck your tits and make your nipples hard and then bury my
 face deep in your pussy and play with your clit while you suck me dry.
 Let's play! My long, thick, hard cock is always ready for anything --
 anywhere, anytime! I want to make you feel great. e-mail me at
 LuvPussy69@hotmail.com and let me make you cum. 

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 From : VALEN
 Email : JTELLES@NV.AIRTOUCH.COM
 Subject : HOT/OPENMINDEDMALE IN HOT ARIZON... 

        DEFINETLY THE "BOMB". PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT JTELLES@NV.AIRTOUCH.COM
 6'3"195BRN&BLUE

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 From : NYMaleExec
 Email : NYMaleExec@AOL.COM                                                                                                    
 Subject : Hey There...... 

        Well...my name is Mark. I am a 34 yr old educated profesisonal -
 5'10 160 dark hair and blue eyes. I live in northern NJ (bergen) and work
 in NYC. I am intelligent, very successful, intense, passionate, erotic, and
 as open minded a man as you can find. I am real, no games, and a gentleman
 with class..who knows what he wants and goes after it. I would love to
 write, chat, or talk...i am adventurous and spontaneous but safe and not
 reckless.....wanna know more? Let me know. Mark who can also be reached on
 aol as NYMaleExec@AOL.COM. If you'd like a pic let me know where to send it
 to..also if you have an aol account perhaps we can chat more
 interractively.

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 From : tommielee
 Email : tom1254@hotmail.com
 Subject : Where r u from 

        Hey sluts, don"t you want an older white male who knows how to
 teach you a lot of new things to make you get off!e-mail me here or at
 tom1254@hotmail.com Let's get together and both have big smiles on are
 faces!!!

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 From : Rocket357
 Email : rocketman_tennis@hotmail.com                                                                                                    
 Subject : No subject 

 I am a young executive who like occasional sexual relationships. I am very
 rich, secure, drug-free and honest. If you are looking for a clean good
 time and want to be treated like a queen, drop me a line at
 rocketman_tennis@hotmail.com

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 From : ag1015
 Email : lrg1015@hotmail.com
 Subject : Ready to experiment? 

        Hi there...I am a very passionate European man (italian) living and
 working in Chicago...I am 29 yrs old, 5'11 175 lbs, well fit and well
 hung...I love to tease and please and to do it all night long...in front
 of a fireplace with a great bottle of wine or if you need more adventure
 or excitement some other place could be just as fun...Are you ready to be
 satisfied and satisfy? If you are send email to lrg1015@hotmail.com 

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 From : biggeorge
 Email : thedreamweaver1971@yahoo.com
 Subject : Let me see your tatoo 

        I love tatoos. I am a 27 y/o resident physician. e-mail me and we
 can talk/send pics thedreamweaver1971@yahoo.com

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 From : Philly
 Email : philipc@bellsouth.net
 Subject : Yes! I would LOVE to see your tattoo! 

        I would really like to get together with you to enjoy new sexual
 experiences. I have a friend of mine (girl) that would enjoy getting to
 meet you as well. You can see my ad at Philly. I do not have a pic but I
 am working on it. I will not disappoint you nor would my friend for that
 matter. E-mail me at philipc@bellsouth.net if you are interested.  Where
 are you anyway? I am in Memphis but that's no problem I or we will meet
 you anywhere!  I am looking forward to hearing from you and possible
 seeing more of you. Can you send more pics? I promise I will send some of
 myself even if it has to be through the mail (real mail). Well, let me
 know. By the way you do look INCREDIBLE! See ya soon! -Phil 

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 From : DRRIC
 Email : rcriveron@AOL.COM
 Subject : YOU 

        hello, I thought I'd say Hi. I love passion, excitement, beautiful
 eyes and kinky passionate women. I am a 38y/o WPM. I am 6' 2 195lb very
 athletic male. I apologize for not having a picture, as I am new to the
 service and have not had a chance to scan one in. I have dark hair, dark
 brown eyes, and have been described by female friends as tall dark and
 very handsome. I live outside of Toledo OH and I am ER physician. I would
 like to get your email address and talk more. My email address is
 rcriveron@AOL.COM. -BYE

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 From : crews
 Email : crews2000@webtv.net
 Subject : Hello 

        I would like to get to know you better and if you like me hook up.
 Where in MI do you live? I am an attractive 25 year old man looking for
 sexual fun, I would love to have it with you. Please reply to
 crews2000@webtv.net

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 From : DarkPrince
 Subject : Darkprince 
 Email : revclaw@tranquility.net

        believe me when i say none of these other guys come close to what i
 can offer i do this stuff for fun not because i cant get laid like these
 other goofs. my real photos are on the way you wont be disapointed
 revclaw@tranquility.net

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 From : WIZARD35
 Email : dshe441617@aol.com
 Subject : hey girls

        please come and make us smile. I am blonde/blue eyes 5'3" 115 he is
 brown/brown eyes 5'9" 175. We would really like to talk somemore. e-mail
 me at dshe441617@aol.com Denise and Cliff 

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