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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #519
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888 888 888 888 888 "How I Blamed The Female
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Logic on Something That
888 888 888 888 888 " Can Be Proved, Maybe"
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 by Anilos [3/16/99]
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Ok, kids, it's time for a lesson in Molecular Biology. It has come
to my attention that women, in particular have the warped, most fucked up
logic I have EVER seen in my entire life. This is based on my experience
though in a city of about 300,000 so bear with me. I figure, since
everything is caused by genes let's assume that you women and your
warped logic is in fact, genetic. Now, before we start the lesson let me
say that Men as well have some pretty screwed up logic some times as
well; women, though, exhibit this more. Sorry I'm biased, maybe if I was
gay it'd be the other way around. But I'm not, therefore I'm going to
pick on the female gender. I called this genetic disorder "The
Retardation Of Logic" or "RL" (for short) Gene.
Note: If something proceeds with ^X (x being whatever I choose to
represent the gene) it means that the X should be in superscript. (if you
still don't understand, please, bear with me here.)
Now, This isn't your ordinary genetic disorder, no. I've decided
it would be most logical and probable if this were an "X-linked/Sex
linked" inheiritance. This means that the disease itself is carried on
the "X" chromosome. (Meaning Females carry it/express it since it's
located on the x chromosome. Males can also get this disorder though,
I'll explain soon enough.) Now, if you have rudimentary knowledge of
genetics just browse through this whilst I explain this to anyone else
who isn't following. Females are XX, meaning they have two X chromosomes
which causes them to develop into a female. Males are XY, meaning they
have one X chromosome and one Y chromosome. (WOW!) Just some food for
thought here: All human beings start out as female. The Y chromosome
after a few weeks of conception though releases testosterone that causes
Testes to form (stop giggling) instead of ovaries. I could bore you all
forever explaining how some people who are female in every way are XY.
But, I won't. Back to the original point of this little article... Now,
the disorder I have surmised is a recessive one, this means that you need
two chromosomes with the disorder's allele/gene to have it show up (for
females.) but for males only one X with the gene disorder is needed. Why
you ask? Well I would say, but I once again don't want to bore anyone,
as I hope to catch some people's attention by writing this. Here's an
example of how a female who has the disorder.
A Female who has the disorder (note: there is a difference between
having the disorder and carrying the disorder) marries a man who doesn't
have the disorder, what are the chances of their children having the
disorder?
Let r = the gene that causes the warped logic
We start off like this: X^rX^r Multiplied by XY
(Female) (Male)
Now, we draw a "punett square" and draw the results of the
breeding.
X^r X^r
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X | XX^r | XX^r
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Y | X^rY | X^rY
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Now that we've done this, these are the results.
- 0% chance of the female children being a COMPLETE AND TOTAL
ILLOGICAL SOCIAL WHORE.
- 100% chance of the male children being total morons and idiots
who treat their companions like shit.
If your curious about this or if you think I have made little to
no sense send me an e-mail and I'll elaborate. Experiment with different
combos if you'd like. (ie. Female who carries the disease but doesn't
have it, marries a male who has the disease.) Or just look at this text
with a vacant face and move on to a more entertaining article. Either
way I hope I have in some way gotten someone to think about this in a
serious manner, I doubt this highly though. Comments are threats to my
life are always welcome. My e-mail address is Janus@Boink.net.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #519 - WRITTEN BY: ANILOS - 3/16/99 ]