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I don't need devushki anyhow.
No sir, not me.
But still as I kurit a bit more, I think about that devushka.
She was the one, I thought for such a long time. She got me
started on the kuriting. As I smoke my pack a day-or-so habit, every
time I light up, how can I help but think of her.
Maybe I kurit as an analogy. Every time I kurit it burns a
little bit more of that devushka out of golova. One day I'll be able to
quit and the devushka will have ushla ot my golova.
Or not.
I remember all the times we were vmeste and how they were very
horosho. Very very horosho.
But I also remember all the times when things were ploho. Very
very ploho.
But I don't need devushki. MNE NE NUZHNI DEVUSHKI!
But I do.
I hochu this devushku. I hochu that devushku. I hochu every
devushku.
Almost.
There are so many krasivyi devushki. But most of them are glupi.
But I find some that are not. They're smishni, they make me laugh. The
sound from my golos: "HA-HA-HA!"
But they don't want me. They don't hochet Neko.
Byednyi me.
I'm trying too hard to be clever, prostite mne!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #452, WRITTEN BY: NEKO - 1/21/99 !!