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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #447 !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "A Log of Boredom" !!
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you are sitting in a room. there is a desk in the room, and a
door to the left. The paint is chipping, from where you nibbled it.
to the south is a door. you remember how pathetic your life is.
> south
you walk to the door. my. a door.
> sigh
you sigh. no one cares.
> look
you see a door. the door is a strange beige color.
> open door
you open the door. you see a hall to the south, a stairwell to
the west.
> west
you are in a stairwell. the stairwell smells of human waste and
new cars. human waste and new cars block the stairs up. the stairs
down lead, well, down.
> down
you trip down the stairs, eventually falling near the corpse of a
businessman. his cold hand still clutches a briefcase, and a picture of
his family is sitting there. A wife, 3 kids. You cry for his pathetic
ass.
> get briefcase
you grab the briefcase. curious as you are, you open it. inside
you find some technical papers, a remote control for something, and a
laptop.
> use laptop
The laptop bootts up, and you decide to play StarCraft. oh boy.
> zerg
you go zerg. dragoons flood into your peon line. you lose.
> smash laptop
you smash the laptop, sending silicon flying in all directions.
> look
you see a corpse, rotting; shards of silicon; a picture of some
lame people; and a door to the east.
> get shards of silicon
you pick up the shards of silicon.
> inventory
shards of silicon
technical papers
remote control
> east
you amble outside. people walk the street. it is snowing
outside, and your bare feet are cold. to the west, a door. to the east,
a street. to the south, a strange political convention. to the north,
a group of hippies.
> piss
you piss onto the snow, attempting to write your name. you fail.
> north
the hippies mutter something about TV. you ignore them.
> read technical papers
you read the technical papers out loud. one hippie says "down
with the system! yeah!" you ignore him.
> south;south
you are at a political convention. a man begs for your vote.
> piss
you piss onto the man. he is unhappy.
> piss
you cannot piss.
> help
you have no piss left.
> look
you are at a political convention. politicians mill around. one
smells of piss. to the south, a busy street. to the north, a section
of sidewalk. to the east, a wall. to the west, another wall.
> south
you amble into the street. an oldsmobile flattens you. you die
in the street. game over.
play again?
> nope
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #447, WRITTEN BY AVENGER - 1/18/99 !!