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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #421 !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "RONCO PROPAGANDA" !!
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RONCORONCORONCORONCORONCO HOE RONCORONCORONCORONCORONCO
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N HELLO EVERYONE! THIS IS RON POPEIL OF RONCO, INC! O
C NORMALLY, I WOULD BE HERE TO ANNOUNCE A GREAT NEW N
O RONCO PRODUCT, LIKE THE WONDERFUL _RONCO NEW AND C
R IMPROVED FOOD DEHYDRATORS_!! BUT TODAY, I AM HERE O
O TO LET ALL OF YOU, MY FRIENDS, KNOW ABOUT MY GOOD R
N FRIENDS, THE "HOE" E-ZINE WRITER GROUP!!!!!!!!!!! O
C THEY ARE GOOD RONCO CUSTOMERS-YOU CAN ALWAYS HEAR N
O ONE OF THEM RAVING ABOUT AN EXCELLENT _RONCO FOOD C
R DEHYDRATOR_ RECIPE OR A GREAT PASTA MADE WITH THE O
O SUPER-DUPER _RONCO PASTA MAKER_!!! PLUS, THEY ARE R
N AMAZING WRITERS!! I HIGHLY RECOMMEND "HOE" E-ZINE O
C FOR READING DURING THAT _30 SECONDS OF WAIT TIME_ N
O YOU ENDURE WHEN USING YOUR _RONCO PASTA MAKER_!!! C
R BY THE WAY, THE COOL _NEW AND IMPROVED RONCO FOOD O
O DEHYDRATORS ARE A GREAT BUY! YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN R
N FOR JUST _4 EASY PAYMENTS_ OF _$29.95_!!!!!!!!!!! O
C http://www.dto.net/hoe/ N
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RONCORONCORONCORONCORONCO HOE RONCORONCORONCORONCORONCO
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #421, WRITTEN BY: RON POPEIL - 1/13/99 !!