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Credit Resource Services, Inc.
11-15-98
Re : Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.)
I am writing you in regards of my account with your company.
The total amount is $352.87, for the following movies:
* Half Baked
* South Park, Volume 1
* Slippery When Wet Volumes 1, 2, and 3
* HOOTERVILLE Volume 1
I find this bill highly inaccurate, as the four adult movies were
of extremely low video quality (believe me, I KNOW), and Half Baked was
just plain stupid. Please accept the enclosed check for $3.00 and
please quit sending me mail. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Aaron Rogers
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Dear Mr. Rogers,
Your check of $3.00 will not resolve your account. You must pay
the entire amount remaining ($349.87). Please remit this amount
immedietly to descist any further collection attempts.
Sincerely,
Pam O'Reily
Credit Resource Services Representative
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Credit Resource Services, Inc.
12-16-98
Re: Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.)
I see from my bank statement that my check of $3.00 has been
cashed, so you have indeed accepted my payment. Yet, because I am a
fair person, I have decided to resolve the issue entirely.
Enclosed in this box is every porno I have ever owned, 28 to be
exact. Each is of better quality than the movies I destroyed from
Cascade Video. Please send it to your client with my best of wishes.
Please quit mailing me.
Sincerely,
Aaron Rogers
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Dear Mr. Rogers,
We are not impressed with your current letter and attempt of
payment. Please send the remaining amount ($349.87) or we WILL take
legal actions.
Sincerely,
Pam O'Reily
Credit Resource Services Representative
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Credit Resource Services, Inc.
12-24-98
Re: Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.)
As you know, I sent that last box of videos to you through
certified mail, and I know that you received it. There were 28 HIGH
QUALITY adult movies in that box. I consider them to be worth about
$50.00 a piece (or, Cascade Video would, as they want $72.00 for Half
Baked). I have now figured that YOU indeed do owe me $1104.13. Please
pay the entire amount in full by the first of the year, or I will be
forced to turn you over to collections.
Merry Christmas.
Sincerely,
Aaron Rogers
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #408, WRITTEN BY: MISTAWHO - 1/7/99 !!