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You see, when you work at a gas station, there is a vast area of
stupid fucks you have to put up with. For example, if one more fucking
person tells me that the damn car wash didn't clean there car I am
going to have to decapitate them and put there head in a bag with the
head of my pathetic, annoying, and dumbass coworker, Matt. The
customers car being clean is like the least of my worries in the
wintertime because, let me tell you, the excitement of my day consists
of being able to call Mercantile Bank and find out the temperature
every hour on the hour! But, I normally do it like every five minutes,
just to get away from looking at the faces of the stupid people and
making Matt actually do his job because if you stand at the registers
with him, he's bound to wander away and have a cigarette just as often
as I call the bank. Now I can't let Matt have any enjoyment now can I?
Back to the stupid customers. Okay, there is this one guy who
is like fifty or something and coincidentally "visits" every time I am
working. He tells my co-workers he will pay them off if they let them
take me out. But one day, I looked at the asshole and said, very
slowly so he would understand, "Okay, jack-off. I have a job to do
here and I can't get it done with you here because the only thing on my
mind is if I want to punch you in your face or call the cops with a
sexual harassment charge?" I don't think he liked that too much
because he walked away and hasn't been in since. Yeah, I probably
could have gotten fired over that and all that good stuff, but fuck
that! Those who know me, know better than to fuck with me and I just
informed another useless soul to back off. I feel he learned his
lesson and that was so my point!
Then this other guy comes in like once a week with his kids, one
who is like 12, a girl, and a 18 or 19 year old guy. He asks me how
school is and every single fucking time he asks, "So you still with
that guy?" The only way he knows is because my boyfriend was in there
one day and must've noticed who he was. He keeps saying, "Well my boy
is looking for someone. Do you think you'd drop your boyfriend for
him?" Now whos damn business is it what I do in my personal life?
What a dick!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #407, WRITTEN BY: DAISY - 1/7/99 !!