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The theory of evolution was first introduced to the world in
around 1920. Since then, loads of research has been done and other
theories were pulled from that speculation. However, after many years
of locking myself in my room with the goal to prevent any trendy
mentality to corrupt my poor easily influenced brain -- I have come up
with a theory of my own: the method of defying evolution in a way
that only the typical everyday jerk can understand. When I say this,
I do not mean devolution in the physical form -- I am referring to,
and only referring to mental deconstruction.
I do not wish to sound like the typical angsty kind of teen
that thinks that everyone is stupid for no reason besides "No one
loves me!" or "I can't get that new CD I want badly, SO ALL YOU
MOTHERFUCKERS MUST PAY FOR MY PAIN!@". I am simply introducing the
idea that evolution may in fact be reversing. Most of you who have
the slightest sign of intelligence have witnessed this many, many
times. Face it, times have changed, technology is getting better by
the day, and what was considered to be "important" (also referred to
as "values") is slowly but surely disappearing from the face of this
planet.
I am not saying that everyone is stupid, for I have met a few
people who are bright, but unfortunately, I have met a large number
of beings who are not exactly what I would call "the sharpest knife
in the drawer". So, if many who are deemed intelligent, mature people
can agree with me, then I can easily say that it isn't necessarily
teenage angst that is pouring out of this t-file. Saying that good
mentalities are decaying and soon to be found in the nearest gutter
is also a generalization. I admit that not everything is taking a
turn for the worst, such as sexism, racism and other things of the
sort have very much improved.
It's surely the increasing number of materialistic snobby
bitches and bastards that have led me to the conclusion that this
world will soon come to an end, and I believe that they should
be killed as soon as possible. Speaking of which... who the fuck
thought of seeking cures for every goddamn disease that exists?
I mean, <insert deity here> put us on this earth to live, learn and
die. Now, if there was a cure for everything, every single jerk and
dork will live for a very long period of time, giving them the chance
to annoy the living fuck out of each and every person alive. Some
people just _deserve_ to die.
Or what about those shitheads who are constantly depressed
for stupid reasons like "My dog died, I have no more friends! I DO
NOT HAVE THE WILL TO LIVE ANYMORE!" or "My favorite color is black,
therefore I hate the world and I must kill myself," or how about
those little 12 year old girls who run around crying because their
13 year old boyfriend dumped them and they feel that they just can't
continue living without that person's "love". Well, they should just
fucking shut up and kill themselves already and spare us the agony
of having to listen to them.
Naming off several types of assholes wasn't the point of
this article. The point is that Darwin is probably spinning like
mad in his grave, and would be utterly fucking confused if he were
still alive today. And since I seem to lack the talent of being
able to end a text properly, I will conclude this pitiful article
with this: I hope that all of you people will aid me in my quest for
a "good world" and uh, yeah. KILL THE MORONS, WHEEEE!@# *siGH*
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #361 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 12/19/98 !!