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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #342 !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "It Was Unmistakably Human" !!
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Day 1
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Today I will travel to the South American Jungle. I have no
companions except my cow. I hate everybody, but I like my cow. I will
arrive at my hut at six o' clock.
Day 2
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My cow, Clarabell, she likes the jungle and she likes the grass.
I also like the grass, and I eat with Clarabell. I haven't seen
anyone, and I am content.
Day 3
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It's raining cats and dogs as I write this. The rain is very
pretty here. The leaves are a beautiful and magnificent display.
I've never been this happy naturally.
Day 4
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Today, I went to the blue lake. When I arrived, two apes were
mounting each other. It was unmistakably human. I ponder my own
humanity.
Day 5
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Today, my nuclear bombs arrived. I am going to bomb New
England tomorrow morning. I am a nasty, evil guy.
Day 6
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The bombing was great, naturally. Many people died. The
Persian Gulf is my next target. It will be a surprise attack. I eat
my phenobarbitol and I sleep like a log. Tomorrow will be a good day.
Day 7
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Today, I bombed the Persian Gulf. Everybody is dead. A bomb
went off at my house. I am dead also.
The reason for my trip:
I wanted to go to the jungle because I hate you. I like nature
and I like nuclear bombs. I am happy in the jungle.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #342 - WRITTEN BY: DARWIN - 12/14/98 !!