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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #337 !!
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I am so Underground. I belong to a secret society of elites.
'Who?' you ask? Like I'd tell you, it's secret. Besides, we are
so Underground you wouldn't know any of us anyway. Though you'd like
to. I am so Underground, I am Uberground. On the underbelly of the
Underground, right near its crotch, though closer to its thigh there is
a tumor. This is the underground of the Underground. The Uberground.
The Uberground is comprised of those who are too elite for the
mainstream Underground.
The Uberground, instead of marching up to the line of
Alternative Mainstream (the layer of freakishness between Mainstream
and Underground) and flaunting it's 'cool' strangeness, sticks to its
unspoken law of straying as far from the Norm as is possible.
'How?' you ask? That is also secret. If I were to tell all of
you how to achieve acceptance in the Uberground we would be alienated
by the sudden rush of Undergrounders trying to compete with their
stupid retard friends. Just like when Marilyn Manson covered 'Sweet
Dreams'. Members of the Uberground don't feel the need to compete with
eachother for eliteness.
You may be asking yourself, 'Why haven't I heard of this
Uberground before?' There is a simple answer to this. You weren't cool
enough. Reading this zine, (h0e, in case your MTV attention span
already timed out) and this article in particular, brings you one step
closer. I can't map out the rest of your journey to the Uberground for
you. You will probably die trying to reach this degree of eliteness.
That doesn't mean you should be discouraged though. Quitters never win
and you don't want to be a loser, do you?
Okay. I lied. You should be discouraged. If you aren't
Uberground already, you never will be. We don't want you. Go away.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #337 - WRITTEN BY: MEENK - 12/14/98 !!