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We may remember Emmanuel Lewis on the clever ABC sitcom "Webster",
however, do you remember the the absolute TORTURE that this POOR BOY
experienced? You probably don't -- you were busy laughing at the "cute"
antics, however, Webster's story is the story of complete mockery.
Here's the truth: Webster was not, in fact, a boy at all!
Emmanuel Lewis is an adult midget. His growth was completely
stunted, and ever since the age of 12, he has basically looked the same.
"The same" being the appearance of being a small child. Rather than
speculate the possible "other, dark life" of Emmanuel Lewis, which would
probably be far more interesting than what I'm going to write here, I
would just like to say that Emmanuel Lewis must be so fucked up.
Can you imagine the kind of ridicule and abuse that he has put up
with his entire life? Imagine it: here you are, a grown man, with the
appearance of a small child. Every day of your life, you must wake up
in the morning and deal with the world knowing that you are, in fact,
physically stuck at the size of a small child, at 3" 4'.
The fucked up part is the fact that he did the television show,
though. What mockery! Can you imagine the executives at ABC trying
to pitch this to him?
"We've got this great part for you. You get to play a child!
We feel that you'd be perfect for the part, because you RESEMBLE THE
SIZE OF A SMALL CHILD."
He went on television for years, fooling quite a number of people
into believing that he was, in fact, a small child. Because he looks
just like one! Every action that Webster would have to make on the show
would be an absolute mockery.
"Here's your lunchbox, MAN WHO RESEMBLES A SMALL CHILD."
"Isn't the MAN WHO RESEMBLES A SMALL CHILD cute drawing in his
coloring book?"
"It's time to take a bath, MAN WHO RESEMBLES A SMALL CHILD."
George Papadapolis, if there is a Hell, you'll see Trent there.
I leave you now with the lyrics to the Webster Theme Song. The irony is
there, and it stings.
"Set in my ways
losing track of the days
Only me to live for.
Had no need to give more
Than I wanted to.
Spending my time
just holding the line
Never getting caught up.
Love was never brought up
It's not the thing to do.
It was you,
Then came you.
You made me leap without taking a look.
It was you,
Then came you.
You reeled me right in line, sinker, and hook.
Never thought forever was the best I could do.
Then came you.
It was you
Then came you.
It was you.
Me and you.
Then came you."
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS #331 - WRITTEN BY: MOGEL - 12/11/98 !!