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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #328 !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Mogel is GOD" !!
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Shortly after I joined #ezines, I seem to have developped a sick
obsession with mogel. Since I am hyped on coffee and pepsi and nicotine
and feeling new and refreshed because of this neato ISP that I'm not
paying for -- I'm feeling sort of stupid. In result, I have decided to
write a neato t-file on why mogel is god!
here it goes:
mogel is GOD because mogel is sexy. mogel has a k-rad
personality. mogel is funny. mogel is witty. mogel is FUN! mogel
has a neat bot! mogel has a seductive voice. mogel laughs when i say
something funny! mogel thinks i'm silly. mogel is hot. did i mention
mogel is sexy? mogel LOVES people. mogel lets me write for h0e. mogel
thinks my lameass mIRC popups are cool. mogel rawks. mogel doesnt hate
me because i am canadian. mogel is ereet. mogel made me a neato bio.
"mogel" has been repeated 27 times throughout this text. that would be
28 times now! mogel has weird sleeping hours like me. mogel believes
in insomnia. mogel loves *everyone*.
MOGEL IS JUST DARN COOL!
heh.
lovely!
bai bai now, kiddies!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #328 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 12/11/98 !!