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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #294 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "I Need an Inexpensive Computer" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Anonymous !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/19/98 !! !!========================================================================!! ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 17:27:03 -0600 (CST) From: christopher john bower <cbower@students.uiuc.edu> To: John Barber <john@gateway.jtsmith.com> Subject: Re: I Need an inexpensive computer who the fuck are you? I don't want to buy your stinking computer because I can smell your stinky asshole from here and I am pretty sure that you're standing naked in your room pissing all over the hard drive you little pussy geek motherfucker. Please take my name off this list and if you wanna play games with me, I'll rip your spinal cord out and sell it back to you for the price of a new fucking computer you little hacker smacker, put your lips up to this you tiny little barber, cut this fucker, you little shit bag growing bigger and bigger, you are going to die one day and I hope I am there to hear the last drop of shit drop from your well fucked ass and then I am going to pay big fat ladies to stick their flabby arms up your ass and start pulling your insides out, maybe when you're still alive and then i'll post your pictures all over the internet b/c its so usefull and I'll be a fucking millionare just like you want to be you slimy little bastard,, you're probably shaking in the corner now because some girl made a comment about you today in the line for McDonalds, "Got his ass is big, I'd never leave the house if my ass was that big, jesus, you could feed a third world country with the meat on his ass" and then you decided to change your order and get the chicken sandwich and then you realize that there is no girl and there has never been a girl because they don't even see you, they don't even know that you are fucking alive, you little creep, you little pansy ass motherfucker, take my name off this freaking list you wimp, what are ya, some kind of salesman, trying to sell baby computers like a fucking baby vender, what are ya huh? misusing databases of names to rip off some fucking college student who doesn't know any better, you better have a liscene for selling stuff mister, you better have it all or you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. But what the hell, you seem like a nice enough guy. I would like to inform you that I do not need a computer but I will pass this message on to all of my friends who might be looking for a great deal such as this. If you would like to contact me personally, my phone number is 384-8374 and I would love to meet you, and possibly date you, but seriously, I don't hate you, I really don't mean all that stuff I said up there, I didn't mean it. Hey, calm down you little yellow bellied acne scarred overgrown trekkie...I mean I am sorry sweetheart, see you tonight at the Union, just like we planned. I'll be wearin' that dress ok? you wear those boxers ok, you know the ones, the clear ones with zippers on both sides, I am bringing my bag of toys, I have these little black balls that like to make popping sounds, ok boy, you are mine tonight and I am going to give it you so hard you're gonna die and I'm gonna throw your wasted body into the Lake and when the cops find it, all decomposed and nasty, they'll look at all the balls in your ass and they'll be jealous and take the balls and put you back where you belong baby, in the Lake, wet, ready to scare some boaters and a long distance swimmer and I have had just about enough of your backtalk. Come here right now and I am gonna slap your ass. How does it feel? do it to me. HOw does that feel? Oh, baby, you know how it feels, it feels fine! go do your homework. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #294 - WRITTEN BY: ANONYMOUS - 11/19/98 !!