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this is the first of my class rants. These happen when i get
bored in class (often!) and i decide to type random shit into my ti-92.
i paid almost $200 for it so i might as well use it for something.
calcstuff 1.
**TI92**
main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18
theres this girl in my math class.
shes pretty hot.
today she wore really loud
cargo pants. she is always
late to calculus. i heard her
walking all the way down the
hallway. the nerve of some
people; not only is she late,
but her pants were really loud.
its okay though, shes hot.
one time, her boyfriend came to
class with her. hes not in the
class. he sat behind her and was
quiet all during class time. i
think he was bored. she was late
that day too.
i dont know what her pants are
made of...it sure is loud when she
moves. i think id like to get in
them, but i dont think that will
ever happen...i thnk her pants are
nylon, like a tent.
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calcstuff 2.
**TI92**
main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18
my calc prof looks like egon from
the ghostbusters. his name is
gary, so i dont think it is the
same guy...it sure would be neat
though...
he is teaching abot antiderivatives
today. i dont like to listen to
the profs lesson. he is a nice guy
but i dont thhnk he likes me much.
i dont think he likes me becuse i
am usually late to class. also,
my test scores are low and i dont
often do my homework. i guess he
doesnt like slackers...
my pen is blue today. its usually
not blue, i like to use a black pen.
i lost my black pen.
gary says stuff:
"so if one function is bigger than
the other one...if a functionf is smaller than a
function g, how will they be positioned?"
"this part here, thats the thing
on the left, this thng here is the part on the right..."
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compscistuff 1.
**TI92**
main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18
my compsci prof has a weird
voice. it is semi-deep and
nasal...its pretty cool, it
sounds like barneys voice
but lower. the profs name
is jim. jim wears shoes from
the eighties. his sneakers
usually have velcro closures.
thats pretty neat. i want
velcro sneakers...
typing into this calculator
is loud. the damned clicking
sounds get annoying after a
while. click click clickclick
click click clickclickclick
click click click click clickclick...
i sometimes get weird looks because
of the noise...
hat isnt wearing a hat today,
this is very odd. there is a guy
in my compsci class. without a
doubt, he makes a fool of himself
in class everyday. usually he just
asks supid questions or says stupid
things, sometimes though he will
do something outrageously silly.
his new name is hat because he
usually wars a hat of some sort.
mostly, he wears a red derby.
well derbyhatboy once eminated
some foul gas, therefore polluting
the whole classs air supply.
nobody knew the source of the
stench until hat raised his hand
and asked the prof if he could
go to the lavatory. once he left,
someone near me commented something
involving shitting his pants.
to this day, i dont know how i
contained my laughter when hat had
asked to go relieve himself,
someone quietly exclaimed "please
do!"
oh god he dunnit again...he went
off on one of his bullshit rants
again...blahblahblah blah blah blah
blah...
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #289 - WRITTEN BY: TEERTS - 11/16/98 !!