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>> "Ode to Yak Boy" <<
by -> Captain Bovine
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Oh yak boy, oh yak boy
In your pastures of green,
Oh yak boy, oh yak boy
Why are you so mean?
You sit and taunt
The sheep grazing below.
They want your pasture
But you yell at them "No!"
It's the yaks that you love
Those big hairy beasts.
Their fur keeps you warm,
On their meat you do feast.
All day long
You sit in the sun
Knowing nothing of freedom,
Knowing nothing of fun.
At night you go home
To lie on your back.
You have your bed of nails,
And your dreams of yaks
If in the night
Impure thoughts should appear
You may wake up screaming,
Trembling with fear!
Yaks are for raising!
Silly boy of Tibet
You won't reach nirvana
If you're thinking of sex.
Until now you were safe
Making your babies,
You were feared only the weather
(and mad yaks with rabies).
But now there's a threat
Coming over the mountains
Tearing down your homes,
Destroying your fountains.
With tanks they come
Big, fearsome and grey.
You are about to face
The cruel PLA.
You have no swords or guns
To fend off their attacks.
But you MUST do something!
Who'll save the yaks?!
You'll have to defend yourself!
(They could bring in cows!!!!)
You'll have to give up
Your pacifistic vows.
What hope do you have
If you won't fight back?
It's time to be brave
And let loose the yaks.
With the yaks as the fighters
And you as the brains,
You'll trample your enemies
And derain their trains!
With the yaks fighting
There'll be no need to run
The power of a yak
Can beat any PLA gun.
There's no need to worry
The Chinese will have to retreat!
Then you can get back
To slaughtering yaks for meat.
And you can go back
To tending your heard
Because fighting and violence
Is so damn absurd.
And so you will live
From boyhood to man
Just wait a few years
And you'll be attacked once again.
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(Incase you don't know... the PLA is the chinese military.. they have
been doing all sorts of nasty stuff to the tibetans, because they want to
take control of the area in the mountains... lala)
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #204 -- written by Captain Bovine -- 3/06/98 *