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>> "MatCat Explains Christianity" <<
by -> Antihero
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From MatCat: It is like being a normal person
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From MatCat: only diff is it is mreo strict
From MatCat: a little harder
From MatCat: u dont know how hard it was for me to stop cursing
From MatCat: i still use em sumtimes
From Anti-Hero: can't curse?
From Anti-Hero: oh, that sucks dick.
From MatCat: it is all around hard work and full of happieness
From MatCat: it is hard to convert
From Anti-Hero: but can i stil shoot heroin and smoke cocaine? and make fun
of old ladies?
From MatCat: people like u who REALLY wanna become a christain often have a
very hard time convertin
From MatCat: becomin a christain is like givin up drugs!
From MatCat: it is just as hard and can be more benifical
From MatCat: if you become a christian u will want to give up drugs
From MatCat: along with givin up other things i know u dont wunna give up
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From MatCat: sex, cursin, anarchy, that stuff must go :)
From MatCat: if u realy realy wanna become a christian i will help
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From Anti-Hero: no sex?
From MatCat: no sex
From MatCat: u can have sex after u get married :)
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From Anti-Hero: dumb.
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From MatCat: i knew that would be ur answer
From Anti-Hero: well, i can make fun of old ladies and jesus, right?
From MatCat: if u become a christian makin fun of people will not be somtin
you would want to do
From Anti-Hero: i fucked my cat once.
From Anti-Hero: can i stil do that?
From MatCat: along with animal sex
From MatCat: it seams more and more like u are joken around or that u realy
dont know much bout bein a christain
From Anti-Hero: hey, i'm serious!
From Anti-Hero: it's true!
From MatCat: being a christain is not sumtin u can say u are, it is sumtin u
must earn
From MatCat: to be a christian u have to followthe rulez that are stated in
the bible, and must never ever follow any humen rule
From Anti-Hero: i can't fuck girls, cause anarchy, smoke cocaine, shoot up,
and not make fun of old people... and to top it off i can't
fuck my cat?!
From MatCat: tht goes against a bible rule
From MatCat: u wouldnt want to
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From Anti-Hero: if you can say somehting that'll change my mind, i'll become
a christian. just give me some of the basics -- the "ups"
of being one!
From MatCat: well u wont go to hell
From MatCat: u will never have the side affexts of drugs
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From MatCat: all that u do is satans act
From MatCat: u cant control urself hardly
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From MatCat: no stealing, cheating, lieing, hurting, drugs, sex, makein fun
of anything i forgot?
From Anti-Hero: then what's the "ups"?
From MatCat: the ups is sumtin you discover yourself
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From MatCat: welp i am outta time
From MatCat: got 50 sec left
From Anti-Hero: hmm... i don't know if i want to be a christian. i like sex,
drugs, and rock n roll too much!
From MatCat: hey theres christian rock n roll
From Anti-Hero: really?
From Anti-Hero: where can i get some of that?
From MatCat: got hevy metal rock n roll christian style
From MatCat: i have 10 sec left
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From MatCat: tell ya l8r
From Anti-Hero: is there like wu-tang prochits?
From Anti-Hero: and like king jesus?
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #188 -- written by Antihero -- 1/19/98 *