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by -> styx
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this is a short collection of emails i've received from people visiting
my page. i've kept their email addresses unchanged so you can harrass them!
From robchristen@swissonline.ch Sun Feb 23 17:29:21 1997
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 1997 18:55:35 +0100
From: Christen Robert <robchristen@swissonline.ch>
To: styx@dto.net
Subject: dogsex
Hallo
I am interessed for dogsexpictures.
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From popstimulus@geocities.com Fri Mar 7 11:57:59 1997
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 1997 04:57:19 -0800
From: chuck reisinger <popstimulus@geocities.com>
To: styx@dto.net
Cc: popstim@hotmail.com
Subject: your page
you know the tranzor theme is great to listen to while watching a person
shit inot another mouth.. you are worthy of god hood
chuck
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From anv9@cll.karlskoga.se Sun Mar 9 06:25:48 1997
Date: Fri, 7 Mar 1997 22:53:11 +0100
From: anv?ndare 9 <anv9@cll.karlskoga.se>
To: styx@dto.net
Subject: hallo
You are a really funny man.
See you in hell!
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From cbustama@latino.net.co Wed Mar 12 09:33:27 1997
Date: Mon, 10 Mar 1997 17:52:10 -0500
From: NOMI <cbustama@latino.net.co>
To: styx@dto.net
Subject: hey. Mr send me shit eating photos. please, I'm kind of curious.
My email is cbustama@latino.net.co
be waiting...
Best Regards.
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From dharvey@mindspring.com Sat Mar 15 03:00:32 1997
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 00:09:40 -0800
From: david l harvey <dharvey@mindspring.com>
To: styx@dto.net
Subject: Free buttplug
please send me the free butt plug as you suggested
XXXX Starr Avenue
Oregon, OH XXXXX
[styx's note: well, i HAD to block THAT one out]
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From xaphire@geocities.com Thu Mar 20 12:49:54 1997
Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 09:12:11 -0500
From: xaphire@geocities.com
Reply-To: leopardkiss@hotmail.com
To: styx@dto.net
Subject: Why?
Why do you have a pic of somebody pooping into somebody else's mouth?
That is very sick and nasty. E-mail me back at ap0720@aol.com.
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Return-Path: vaselina@pipeline.com
X-Sender: vaselina@pop.pipeline.com
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 1997 02:29:24 -0500
To: dropdead@mindspring.com
From: Allison <vaselina@pipeline.com>
Subject: 101 super new uses for...!
[styx's note; this was in response to my compilation titled 'styx's ego'}
dear mister styx,
your EGO is more than just a good read. it's multi-functional.
let me explain: i printed out your EGO, paperclipped it together and left it
on the dining room table. i left the room for a couple of minutes and when i
came back, a pot of freshly microwaved cauliflower and velveeta was
dripping yellow #5 on your EGO. doubles as a hotplate!
it was tuesday, recycling day, and all the newspapers were put out on the
curb. and my lil dog was just fed a whole lotta scraps from the table, so my
dad pulled out a couple of sheets from your EGO and put it on the floor and
winnie promptly spread her legs and sat her little arse down and made little
doggie diarrehas all over story #4.
i then folded up what was left of your EGO, stuffed it in my pocket and
brought it with me on a train ride. nature called, and i went to the little
girl's room and (horror of horrors!) discovered a veritable flood o blood on
my panties. i didn't have any tampons with me, so i rolled up your EGO,
parted my lips and stuffed your EGO up my bloody snatch. and i must say,
your EGO has protected me better than anything with wings ever did! i can
just see it now....an ad for your EGO with two women in white strolling
throught a meadow of dandelions singing the praises of the femme protection
wonders of your EGO!!@#@!
satisified reader,
vaselina.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #121 -- written by styx -- 6/11/97 *