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THE TEXT FILES OF WINNERS, LIKE *YOU*!
oink? - we present issue 116 - oink?
>> the dangerous streets of nyc <<
submitted under external influence and written
shortly before the first dummercon in 1995
and also published *without* the author's permission just
to get a reaction like "holy blue!" out of him -- GOD WE'RE SILLY!
by -> eerie
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the other day me and my pals ratzie and tuttie were walking in the
dangerous streets of fucking new york city when we found out that they really
needed a replacement for those "walk/don't walk" light thingies.
i figured, okay, when it's time to walk, let's have the sign say:
walk
it's alright. however, why "don't walk"? i mean, aren't people in
the middle of the street gonna stop walking and get hit by a car? well,
that's just plain _stupid_! the light should say:
walk faster
now, after some time, when it's just about to stop flashing, the
light should change to:
run muthafucka
and finally, we would put up a light that says:
too late
well, just a thought.
did you ever notice how chromatik had the same initials as calvin
klein?! i mean, that's food for thought!
"man, there's no thought involved in there. there's not even food!"
- rattle
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #116 -- written by eerie -- 6/11/97 *