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The Ping Pong Bomb
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By, Everlast
Release Date: 09/02/94
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How to make a bomb,
out of a ping pong.
Bounce it real nice,
bounce it once or twice.
Make it go real high,
make the motherfuckers cry.
Necessities:
1 ping pong ball(duuhh)
Gasoline or any other flammable liquid
1 fuse
Yes, it is quite easy to make a bomb with ordinary household items.
This is an explanation of how I do that. I chose the ping pong ball
because they are oh-so-cute. This bomb will not destroy anything like you
may want it to, but hey what do you expect from a goddam ping pong ball?!?
It will, however, create a nice, little explosion. This could scare
people shitless and knock over things and maybe even a tiny fire if you do
it right.
The first thing you need to do is puncture a hole in the ping pong
ball (you can do this using an ice pick or a drill or some other protruding
object). Then go ahead and carefully <g> pour the gasoline (or flammable
liquid...and oh there's many...read lables...the more bold face the type
is and the more exclamation points near the word "flammable" the more fun
this will be) into the ping pong ball, again try not to spill it... it may
become a bummer when you try smoking a cigar. Add a little extra if you
don't care a shit about the site your setting this off at. It may make a
tiny little fire.
Then insert the fuse into the hole (you know, the one you just made
and poured the stuff into) in the ping pong ball. Make sure the fuse fits
in very tight (Everlast Tip #24: If it doesn't fit well, then stick a
toothpick in with the fuse to tighten it up well).
Now your just about set. Okay, so you are set. Make sure when you
set it on the ground that the fuse is pointing UPWARDS (got that? No?
I'll say it again: UPWARDS! Like, it's the opposite of Downwards. Got it
now? Good. U-P-W-A-R-D-S) because if it isn't UPWARDS and you go to
light the ping pong bong...er, bomb it you might start a little fire and
we wouldn't want that to happen! Okay...now light it and run like a
bitch(or a bastard, whichever the case may be)!!
Thanks for being my friend, and remember what I always say:
"If you don't give a shit about anything, play ping pong with it."
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