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The Microwave Bomb
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By, Shotgun Willie
Release Date: 08/30/94
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The concept behind this bomb is quite simple, and it is also quite easy
to make. So if you fuck up, your an idiot.
First, just take a tennis ball, and cut a small hole in it. The
hole only needs to be big enough for a funnel to poke into. Next, Get a
funnel, and fill the tennis ball half full of gasoline. You should know
how to get gasoline. Then, find some pieces of metal. Chunks of steel or
chunks of a soup can work nicely. You'll need to cut the soup can into
lots of little bits. Pour a small handful of metal chunks into the tennis
ball. Then, seal the hole in the tennis ball with epoxy (my
recommendation), or some kind of glue that is VERY strong.
Now to use the bomb(Did ya' think I would leave you in the dark from
this part?). Find the idiot's house, sneak in, and find the microwave.
Take a lighter, and hold it under the ball (Note: it is important that you
successfully sealed the ball with glue, or the gasoline will give you a
little surprise at this point), until the ball is no longer squishy (i.e.
until it feels like new, meaning there are a lot of compressed gasoline
vapors inside the ball.
Now quickly run to the microwave, and put the ball inside. Set the
microwave on high, and set the timer for 5 minutes. This is one TV dinner
that they won't forget. Hit start, and run like fucking hell! (Hint: Know
which direction you are going to run AHEAD of time) About ten seconds after
you hit the start button, the ball explodes, and the microwave door goes
flying away. There's a whole shit load of noise, and gasoline is spread
all around the room(Super-Mega-Evil-Grin), which can lead to more fun.
A guy out in California burned his ex-wife's house down a few years
ago with this. Have fun.
And remember kids...don't try this at home!!!
Do it at a friend's house.
Sincerely your friend in mayhem,
Shotgun Willie
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