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Hard Core Hackers presents...
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? ????? ????? ??????????? ????? ????? Filename    : MISCHF.HCH                ?
? ????? ????? ????? ????? ????? ????? Description : A text file good for use  ?
? ??????????? ?????       ???????????               on mischief night         ?
? ????? ????? ????? ????? ????? ????? Author: .\\?\D Dog                      ?
? ????? ????? ??????????? ????? ????? Time/Date   : 2/94                      ?
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        The first thing to do is get a pile of shit and double bag it in
        those Shop Rite bags.  Next, get about a soup can full of gasoline
        and a light.  Plot out the house you want to hit.  Make sure that
        it has an easy way to get to the back of the house, like a house
        with no fence.  Wait until it is dark, but not too late, because you
        want the people to be home, look for lights, or any sign that
        there is someone home.  Next, put the shit on the porch, on the mat
        or something, then put the gas on it, and then light it.  Knock on 
        the door, the people will see the fire, and put it out.  As they come 
        out, run to the back of the house and bang on the window, but make 
        sure that they stomped out the fire first. After banging, run like 
        fucking hell, make sure the person doesn't see you.  The person will 
        run through the house with shit on his/her foot to see who is banging 
        on the window.  They will smell up the house and get shit all over
        and have to get their carpet cleaned, and they will have to put up
        with the smell from the burning shit.  

                                            .\\?\D Dog
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