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h0'z ASCII/Anarchy komputerz and drugz
5-27-94 hAk/d
2:01 pm phile #9
How to Get Onto Those Lame-Azz
Warez BBS's So You Can Leech
(Before we start of this phile, I proudly present M.C. Allah)
(as the newest member of hAk/d. That brings us to a grand)
( total offfffffffffffff 8. wowowowow.. we are kewl. peace)
Well, itz about 2:00pm, i am just sippin on da keg and waitin for
my buds to get off work so we can get fucked up, watch the rockets (win
of course), go to Numberz, and pick up some Ho'z. Well, first of all, Have
you ever called a warez BBS and noticed you have to define like 20
acronyms? Being the fuckups we are, we never take the time to write em
down, that is if we ever have heard of the damned groups. Well, here is
you answer to get on any warez bbs in 713. GUARANTEED.. all you have
to do is define the acronyms correctly, know the right people, be on the
"3l33t" BBS's and have the newest warez. Now here is what you do:
I. On most warez BBS's, your access is determined by the users
in the NUV. By saying you know the right people, you will
get on for sure. Like, how are they gonna know if you know the
guyz you say you do or not? They'll just take your word. So, here
are a few names that will help you get on to ANY warez BBS you
want in 713:
1) The Slave Driver 6) Helix
2) Drunkfux 7) The Chairman
3) The General 8) Redneck
4) Bud Wizer 9) The Archer
5) Marauder 10) MistMaster
II. Ok, now you need some good wAreZ BbS references.. Heres a list
of 5 of the top 713 BBS's and 5 other GOOD (for warez that is)
outta 713 BBS's:
1) The General (713) 6) Gotham City (512)
2) Dv8 (713) 7) RAZOR WHQ (514)
3) Bad Board (713) 8) Unlawful Entry (612)
4) Street Sypders (713) 9) Suburbia (214)
5) Cycle Sluts (713) 10) Regret BBS (512)
III. Now, ya know all those acronyms? Heres a list of pretty
much any acronym you'll ever be asked, in 713 at least. I don't
know about other AC's.
ACiD - Ansi Creators in Demand
ALi - Alive
BSP - Bentley Sidwell Productions
cDc - Cult of the Dead Cow
CHiNA - Communist Hackers in North America
CiA - Crackers in Action
CUA - Computer Underground Anarchists
CUD - Computer Underground Digest
DoA - Disciples on Anarchy
FLT - Fairlight PC Distributors
GoD - Generations of Destruction
hAk/d - h0'z, Anarchy/ASCII, komputerz, drugz
HPAV - Hack, Phreak, Anarchy, Virus
iCE - Insane Creators Enterprises
LOD - Legion of Doom
LoL - Legion of Lucifer
MaD - Malicious Artists Denomination
NARC - Nuclear hAckers, Phreakers, and Crackers
NIA - Network Information Access
NXS - NeXus
PTG - Pentagram
PWA - Pirates With Attitudes
RiSC - Rise in Superior Couriering
RZR(RAZOR) - Razor 1911
TDT - The Dream Team
TSG - The Support Group
UCS - Underground Cracking Syndicate
USA - Underground Software Agency
IV. The fourth thing you need to do to impress the voters
on the NUV infoform is have the latest warez. Since new warez
change daily I cant type up what to put here. All you do, is go
to any BBS and look in the Uploads dir for the most recent files
and claim that you have it in the infoform.
Well, that should about get you on any warez BBS you need.. Never fails
for me. After you read this phile, call up the HoNky RiNk and get involved
in all the latest anarkist shit-chat.. peace out
shout outz to da G'z phrom around da way
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Gambreezzi: or however you spell your name. Thanks
for all da help with the acronyms and
shit.
Dr. Dave: You still haven't called my bbs, asshole.
DAK: Where you been?
M.C. Allah: Welcome to da gr00p, d00d.
Madball: Help me with my setup Usurper
drunkfux: I want that Beavis and Butt-head ASCII
ad. Hehe
Death: H.A.T.E kix azz man.. oh.. i forgot they died.
Death: So does DeathNet.. Oh yea.. it died 2. wooooopz.
all warez sysops: lick my nardz.....
P.S. Everyone give Gangrene (713) a call.. It b kewl and all dat shit.
* * * * phile by:
* * circle jerk (who else gets
* * * * * off their ass
* * to write a phile?)
* * * *
Put this in your pocket and think about it:
what if like is one big dream? I guess you would
never wanna wake up, becuz you would die? or not?
life be realer `dan tha real deal, Holyfied!@!
(C) circle jerk.. BOW WOW WOW
2:31 pm
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