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Oh my GawD! ***** LET ME RAM THIS UP YOUR ASS! ***** More from GwaD!
The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
Brings YOU 15 Brand New Text Files and 5 NEW NEW NEW MP3s
for Spring 2002!
(Issues 116-120 of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_,
Volumes 1-3 of j3ph's _EAST TEXAS IDIOT LIST_,
Volume 1/Issues 1-2 of _Retail Retards_,
AND Issues 6-10 of _Greeny's wildly amazing universal Digital opiate_)
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
Sexy Text for YOU!
New issues of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
gwd116.txt - "EPISODE II: The GwD STAR WARS Special STRIKES BACK"
Just like the title says...more STAR WARS stuff. Exactly 50
issues after the original GwD STAR WARS Special, we return to our
rightful place as the unOFFICIAL STAR WARS E-ZINE with a whole
new bunch of STAR WARS-related forwards and stuff we stole from
elsewhere. It's time to feed off the hype of the impending
release of EPISODE II this May.
gwd117.txt - "The History of the Future" by The BMC
Do you like history? Do you like the future? Well wait no
longer, the two have joined forces at last! At last, read about
the future from a past perspective.
gwd118.txt - "Defending Redd" by Havoc
Havoc defends Redd. Not really. Fuck you.
gwd119.txt - "Whoopty Woop" by Bob the Master of the World and Lobo Licious
What do kidnapping, white-slavery, professional gambling, and
Linkin Park have in common? Read this article of articles to
find out the answers to these and other pressing questions.
Don't forget about Pillows.
gwd120.txt - "SKLUH, GLUH, GLAAAHHHH!" by Otis
Helpful hints for the neophyte amateur porn star. "What sounds
do I make when I...?" Otis has the answers, boys and girls, and
he's more than willing to share.
SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT presents
The entire run of j3ph's _EAST TEXAS IDIOT LIST_
http://scumdog.GREENY.org/text/etil/
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/etil/
etil0001.txt - Subjects #1, 2, 3a, & 3b
etil0002.txt - Subjects #4, 5, & 6
etil0003.txt - Subjects #7a, 7b, 8, & 9
SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT is at it again!
The first release of _Retail Retards_ (aka _'TARDZ_)
http://scumdog.GREENY.org/text/tardz/
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/tardz/
rr0101.txt - Vol.1, Issue 1 - "OKAY, IT'S NOT IDIOT LIST" by j3ph
The foundation is laid. _Retail Retards_ will teach you (yes,
*YOU*) how to behave properly in a retail environment. The first
installment gives you a few hints as to what not to do. A must
read for the serious (and not-so-serious) shopper.
rr0102.txt - Vol.1, Issue 2 - "Don't Be a Dumbass, Part I" by Miggedy
Just like the title says. Numerous installments in the "Don't Be
a Dumbass" series are planned...Keep your eyes open.
AND... Zounds, Zounds, Really Cool Sounds!
New issues of _GwauDio_! Wow your friends!
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/gwaudio/gwaudio.html
gwd006.mp3 - "The Vision" by Bob Larson (Ratt Fink remix)
Yes, THE Bob Larson. Taking on the Clinton Crowd AND the Devil's
crowd, in Lubbock, no less. Word word word. The shitty quality
is due to the fact that this was recorded from the radio and
mixed on cassette tape, then transferred to mp3 via a Walkman(tm)
and an unnecessarily long cord.
gwd007.mp3 - "AM" by Record Breakers
Record Breakers, a hot new hip-hop combo (complete with horns)
lends us this song, from their _Raji_ EP, available from I Like
Apple Juice Records (http://www.ilikeapplejuice.com/). Bob tMotW
plays drums. This is like nothing you've ever heard.
gwd008.mp3 - "Muhahahaha" by Napalm
What the fuck is so funny?
gwd009.mp3 - "Osiris" by Record Breakers
You gots to support your own, aww-haw.
gwd010.mp3 - "Chicken Aweigh" by Priest
This is a chicken. He's going aweigh. Away, even. Yeah.
-*- "Butt ballin' - Lick it, suck it, then screw the shit out of it." -*-
-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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-> HEADLINES <-
We're releasing new audio files for your listening displeasure. Yay. There's
some text, too. Yeah. Why are we still doing this? Fuck you.
Since all you fuckers care about is the photos on the site, oodles of them
were added in late March. Look at them, or don't. Drop us a line and let us
know just what in the fuck is so great about our lame-ass photos that you
Australian and New Zealander fuckers have to look at them all the time. The
Southern Hemisphere pisses me off.
GwD PUBLICATIONS SIGNS LUCRATIVE DISTRIBUTION DEAL WITH SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT
GwD Publications is co-hosting/distributing a new journal, _Retail Retards_
(aka _'TARDZ_). This is published by SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT and is distributed
exclusively through GwD Publications at http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/tardz/ (or
http://scumdog.GREENY.org/text/tardz/). Read it, live it, love it.
GwD Pubz is proud to announce that is is (and has been for some time) the sole
online repository for j3ph's short-lived _EAST TEXAS IDIOT LIST_, another fine
SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT production. Look for it at
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/etil/ (or http://scumdog.GREENY.org/text/etil/).
Word.
The retards now have their tubes.
-*- "Snoodling foreskin munching and more!" -*-
-> OTHER NEWS <-
"GwD -- The College Years" will continue for another year or so. Check local
listings for time and station. This season, Bob tMotW and Lobo Licious will
enter a new place called "grad school." Apparently, according to Bill Hooper
(who's been in grad school for a while now), they can expect it to "suck a big
fat nut." That's right, COLLEGE IS STILL OVERRATED.
-*- "Boys will be girls. MMM-HMMM. I loves me some she-males!" -*-
-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims,
etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for
you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once
submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc.
(unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them
however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
-*- "We just want your cum in our faces!" -*-
-> LETTERS TO THE EDITOR <-
Got a comment/question/complaint/rant? Send 'em our way. editor@GREENY.org
is always waiting for your e-mails.
[All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on
the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.]
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[Check this shit out...]
From: <maverick@ozemail.com.au>
To: GwD@GREENY.org
Subject: kitten gets popped by huge cock hahaha
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 16:17:16
Reply-To: sim@ozemail.com.au
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check out some pussy............ i mean pussy cat this little kitten almost
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[And our reply...
From: GwD@GREENY.org
Subject: Re: kitten gets popped by huge cock hahaha
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 23:10:15
To: sim@ozemail.com.au
hey fuckface,
if you ever send me anything else, i will kill you.]
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Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 17:22:09 -0500 (EST)
To: editor@greeny.org
From: Scott Bilker <debtsmart_online@yahoo.com>
Subject: Articles...
Hi,
This email is my personal invitation for you to use articles from
my web site, DebtSmart, in your ezine (or online).
To learn more about using DebtSmart content, and to see the more
than 40 available articles, please go to:
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Help your readers save money with some of these articles:
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5) Car Debt or Credit Debt First?
And many more...
DebtSmart is an online (and in-print) magazine that attracts
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Please give me a call if you have any questions. My phone number
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Regards,
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PS: Start reviewing articles for your web site now:
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[If you give me cash, I might advertise for you, chach-a-rific slut.]
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GwD News #18 - rel. 04-12-02 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
***** copyright (c) MMII GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
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