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Oh my GawD! ***** The Funniest Comedy of the Year! ***** More from GwaD!
The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
Brings YOU 5 Brand New Text Files AND 5 NEW NEW NEW MP3s
for the aftermath of GwD's Eighth Birthday (June 11, 2001)!
(Issues 101-105 of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime
and Issue 1-5 of Greeny's wildly amazing universal Digital opiate)
-> HEADLINES <-
GwD Publications/DOMINATION records announce the long-awaited release of their
joint venture...they have come together to bring you a "'zine" guaranteed to
make you cringe.
Publication of our new 'zine, _GwauDio_ (_Greeny's wildly amazing
universal Digital opiate_) has begun. As you might guess from the title, it's
an audio-zine. It's the first audio-zine, as far as we know. cDc releases
sequentially numbered mp3s, true, but they only started this in 2000. The
idea for _GwauDio_ was first introduced by Seth The Man in 1998, and the first
release has been in the works since 1999 (yeah, that's a long time to wait for
this crap to be released). Also, _GwauDio_ is even more unique in that it
features (almost) exclusively speech, rather than music. We rock, I tell you,
we rock. It is, after all, a universal Digital opiate -- that's right, a
Digital opiate for the masses. Listen and learn, my little dr00gies.
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
Sexy Text for YOU!
New issues of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
gwd101.txt - "MY T.I. 'LITTLE MAESTRO'" by Kp Neato Dee
A heartfelt tale about abusive relationships and musical toys for
children.
gwd102.txt - "The CIA Hit List" by Lawrence Wilmot
Reprinted from _The SPOTLIGHT_ newsweekly back in 1993, Mr.
Wilmot gives detailed information about who exactly the CIA has
killed. This file takes "PUBLIC ENEMY #1: CIA" (gwd57.txt) one
step further. Read it and be forever changed.
gwd103.txt - "The 'Genesis' of Feminism" by Priest
Priest presents the truth about where exactly feminist thought
originated. Interesting, inciteful. Read it for a surprise.
Uhh, yeah.
gwd104.txt - "CHiPs" by Franken Gibe
How dare you insult CHiPs? BLASPHEMER!
gwd105.txt - "Risk and Uncertainty in Bernstein's _Against the Gods_" by Otis
Otis is at it again, this time using Peter L. Bernstein's
_Against the Gods_ to define risk and uncertainty. For an
alcoholic, this fellow [Otis] sure is pretty smart. Or something
like that.
AND... Zounds, Zounds, Really Cool Sounds!
Inaugural release of GwauDio!
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/gwaudio/gwaudio.html
gwd001.mp3 - "Wank Pong Song" by Bob the Master of the World
Bob the Master of the World sings a song to Seth The Man. It's
funny because it's true. Uhh, yeah.
gwd002.mp3 - "ChaosLAN" by Stephen Hawking
There's an e-mail listserv for ChaosLAN, the GwD-sponsored LAN
party-group thing. Little did we know until recently that
Stephen Hawking was secretly lurking on the list. This is what
he had to say to (and about) us.
gwd003.mp3 - "G-Money" by Various Artists
[One of the original GwD-mp3s (along with Bob tMotW's "Wank Pong
Song"), this was slated to be released in 1999. This, of course,
explains its claim to a 1999 copyright date, even though it was
not released until 2001.] Featured artists: Seth The Man,
Bruno, Trailer Park Queen, DJ Saltine (The Notorious R.O.B.),
Some Eye Doctor's Receptionist, and Some Zany Old Man.
gwd004.mp3 - "You the Man!" by Seth The Man, featuring Lobo Licious
Lobo Licious pleasures yet another woman, and Seth The Man
congratulates him. [Originally released as "loboman.wav" in
November 1997, this is being re-released because YOU demanded it.
Blame yourself, chach.]
gwd005.mp3 - "Drunk" by fastjack and Priest
fastjack and Priest are drunk. Just listen to all of the fun
they're having. Don't you wish you were drunk, too?
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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-> OTHER NEWS <-
GwD turned 8 years old yesterday. 8=5+3, therefore 8 rocks nads.
It's only been 2 weeks since our last release. Holy fuck!
-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims, etc.),
DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for you, baby.
Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once submitted,
articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc. (unless they have
been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them however we see fit,
even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
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GwD News #16 - rel. 06-11-01 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
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