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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
Brings YOU 4 Brand New Text Files for Summer 2000!
(Issues 76-79 of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime)
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gwd76.txt - Pinocchio: A Review (by Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb),
gwd77.txt - A Semester in Russia, Part 1 (by Yancey Slide),
gwd78.txt - A Semester in Russia, Part 2 (by Yancey Slide),
AND....
gwd79.txt - The Passion that Kills (by Otis).
(These files [and all the others] are available at http://gwd.mit.edu/)
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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Summaries of New Issues
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"Pinocchio (Oil Painting by Jaisini): A Review"
= GwD76 =
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Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb gives us
this insightful review of a new
painting by the artist Paul
Jaisini. Jaisini's work evokes
a great many emotions, and Mr.
Kotz-Gottlieb explores them all
in this interesting review. A
must read for any fan of the
arts.
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"A Semester in Russia, Parts 1 & 2"
= GwD77 & GwD78 =
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Yancey Slide recently spent a
semester in St. Petersburg,
Russia. Here is his story from
his own point of view (such a
novel concept). An interesting
look at life in the former
communist country that is now
struggling to find its true
calling (somewhat like GwD).
Of course, passages relating to
GwD Covert Ops in this country
that is now "our friend." You
will read this, and you will
like it, or Lenin's styrofoam
corpse will kill you. Part 3
is on its way, soon...
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"The Passion that Kills"
= GwD79 =
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Erotica? Sort of. This piece
shows us that although Grene
enjoys nudity, sex, and porn,
she only likes it when these
are voluntary. That's right,
Grene hates rapists. Here's a
look (sort of) at what she does
to them. An interesting piece
with a Celtic twist. That's
right, GwD has now jumped on
the "everything Celtic is cool"
bandwagon.
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-> HEADLINES <-
GwD ROCKS BALLS.
It's true. We do indeed rock major nads, moreso than any other pseudo-
religious/quasi-political textfile group. Listen up, you played out playa. If
you want this, you gotta give me some more.
These files are being released on 05-25-00. This date, of course, rocks more
balls than GwD (though only slightly). Why? Well, it's 5-25, the perfect day,
(perfect because it's got three 5s in it: 5-(5*5). WIGGEDY WIGGEDY WORD WORD
WORD. And the year is 00, the perfect year, because (unlike other years such
as "99") it doesn't corrupt the perfectness of 5-25. That's why, you little
sluts, that's why.
-> OTHER NEWS <-
GwDwarez are now (or soon will be) available on the GwDweb site at
www.GREENY.org. We're serious this time. Really. We've said it before, and
we'll probably say it again, but ONE DAY, they will make it onto the website.
If you don't remember GwDwarez, then you're quite lucky, as they suck major ass.
They're fine examples of shitty programming (for the most part; the ones by Bill
Hooper are kind of cool). This is why the GwDwarez project was put on hiatus in
1997. The only reason they are going to be re-released now is for our groupies,
the little girls in the cute school uniforms who just *HAVE TO* collect
everything the GwD name has ever graced. Yup, that's right. We're hunting them
down and making them available again just for YOU, cuz you my bestest most
bitch.
Also, I'd like to point out that YOU are a CHACH.
-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims, etc.),
DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for you, baby.
Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once submitted,
articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc. (unless they have
been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them however we see fit,
even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
-> LETTERS TO THE EDITOR <-
[All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on
the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.]
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Date: Sat, 27 Nov 1999 10:28:57 -0800 (PST)
From: Kilroy <kilroy@GREENY.org>
To: "GwD, Inc." <GwD@GREENY.org>
Subject: Re: New GwD Files for you, chach.
ps. the domination front in Zimbabwe africa is progressing. I'm planning
operations in Zambia, Malawi, and Tanzania in the next month.
Mozambiquian, Ugandan, and Congolese operatives are currently in training.
[Roger, Kilroy. Keep up the good work, fight the good fight...]
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Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2000 14:09:50 -0500 (EST)
From: Rick H Nishimoto <rhn5@columbia.edu>
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SO NOW'S YOUR FRIGGIN' CHANCE TO VOICE YOUR CONCERNS!
Your responses will also be used for programming ideas this semester.
ps. and don't tell me how you hate getting all my forwards...
[Huh? We don't go to Columbia. We aren't Asian (not all of us anyway). WTF?]
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