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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
I n c o r p o r a t e d
Presents:
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|| ____ | || | | | | | 888888888 000 000 000
|| || \ / | || | _| |__| |_ 888 888 000 000 000
\\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 888 888 000 000 000
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"The Significance of 05-25-00" by Kilroy
----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #80 -----
----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
Hell yeah, bizatch -
check it:
05-25-00 wass the perfect day, as mentioned in the last GwD release. Let's see
why:
05 - (5*5) - 2000
05 - (5*5) - (400*5)
05 - (5*5) - [(500-100)*5]
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*100)-100]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*20))-(5*20)]*5} <-damn, I'm not sure what to do with
the {[()]} at this level...
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*4)))-(5*(5*4))]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*(5-1))))-(5*(5*(5-1)))]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*(5-5/5))))]-(5*(5*(5-(5/5))))]*5}
So it's got 15 5's in it, which you may be thinking is pretty damn sneaky,
because, well, 15 = 5 * 3.
But WAIT! 5*3 = 5*(5-2) = 5*[5-(5/5)-(5/5)]
That's another 6 5's , bringing us to 21 5's. My derivation of the 15 5's
took 9 lines, which is 5+(5-5/5), bringing us to 30 5's. 30 is 5 * 6.
6 mod 5 is 1.
So, obviously, with mathematical proof, GwD is number 1, because it knows when
to release its hyper-373t3 text philes, dood.
Kickass. Greeny is a master of numerology, too.
- Kilroy, with way too much free time
[Also, this here file is part of a release on 01-03-01 which, of course, adds
to 5. Word, G.]
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