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this is gross, so feel free to skip it. or comment about how it made you
vomit. or whatever.
so i just got back from the bathroom. when i got there, the two urinals were
occupied. "no big deal," i figured as i sauntered into one of the stalls. i
was about to lift the seat, like a nice fellow, when i noticed that said seat
was bespeckled with a multitude of hairs. ass-hairs. sure, it's not uncommon
to see an ass-hair or a stray pube on the toilet seat in a public bathroom;
that's what they make those seat covers for. but it is rare to see a
multitude of ass-hairs on the same toilet seat. whoever used the stall last
(hopefully just one person deposited these, since otherwise people would have
been sitting on each-other's ass-hairs, which would be quite disgusting)
apparently has a shedding problem. disgusting as it was, i wish i'd had my
digital camera just so i could show all of you fine people what i'm talking
about.
anyway, i proceeded to lift the seat using my foot (just the bottom of it,
actually), as i was taught in elementary school, and take my leak. i then
came back to my office, shaking my head, pondering the ass-hairs.
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Issue#147 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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