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            D  a  m  n  e  d     F  u  c  k  i  n  g     S  h  i  t

                                  - Presents -

                              Issue #60
                              Date: 5/30/96
                              Title: DFS Index #2
                              Author: Access Denied

                             DFS Index #2

Yeah, so DFS is finally publishing again.  I'm sure everyone was afraid this
would happen again.  But I don't really fucking care.  If you really care
about why I didn't publish, it's because I was wasting my time in a place
called college.  That and the fact that no one ever submits.  So fuck all you
bitches!  So here's some more shit to look at.  Hey, maybe I'll even publish
again this summer?!?!  Wow, that would be so fucking k-RAD!$#@*&()))))@#&*()

Oh, and an appology.  Way long ago, when DFS #53 was released, the author's
name was misspelled Vald.  It should be Vlad.  Sorry d00d!#@@#%#

If for some reason you want to get in touch with me, I can be reached at
adenied@execpc.com.  *AND* DFS has a home page!#@*&  Oh glory!  It's URL is
http://www.execpc.com/~adenied.  You'll probably be able to find all sorts of
wacky cool shit there or something.  If I ever actually get around to setting
up links and shit.  And since it's my mag, I get to plug my big ass fucking
BBS all over the place!#@%@#^  It's a BIG FILE ARCHIVE for all you LEECHES!
The number's at the end of the file.  Over 10,000 files!&#@^@#&  Big fucking
wh00p.

    Title                                               Author
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 0. Intro To DFS                                        Access Denied
 1. Ed Part 1                                           Access Denied
 2. Some Poems 1                                        Access Denied
 3. 101 Things To Do With Spam, Jello, Or Vasaline      Access Denied
 4. Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00d's And Other Stuff       Access Denied
 5. On iCE Part One                                     Dementia Praecox
 6. CyberSpace And The Freak Scene BBS                  Dr. Techno
 7. 414 Area Code Split                                 Access Denied
 8. My Cordless Fone                                    Access Denied
 9. Ode To Cream Of Wheat                               Blurr
10. Taking Advantage Of Phonton Waves                   The Butcher
11. Computer Expert Accused Of Damaging Firm's Records  Access Denied
12. The Light Bulb Bomb                                 Hammer
13. MeadNet Dial-Ups                                    Access Denied
14. Death Of A BBSer                                    Access Denied
15. AT&T Access Numbers                                 Wonko The Sane*
16. How To Be Polite                                    Access Denied
17. 50 Things To Do With Those Nasty Holiday Leftovers  Blurr
18. A Chat On Blurred Vision                            Anonymous
19. Gothic #1                                           Nosferatu
20. How To Get Free Computer Software                   Ningauble
21. A Few Theories                                      Wonko The Sane
22. DFS #18 Revisited                                   Nosferatu
23. Hi, I Hate Access Denied                            Terra Incognito
24. Some Poems 2                                        Access Denied
25. Ed Part 2                                           Access Denied
26. The Return Of DFS                                   Access Denied
27. On iCE Two - The Return                             Dementia Praecox
28. The 2600 Meeting                                    Access Denied
29. 608 Exchanges Local To Madison, WI                  Access Denied
30. A Chat With Sandman Of 414                          Access Denied
31. Enigma Lyrics                                       Access Denied
32. Short Stories To Enjoy                              Access Denied
33. The Game                                            Access Denied
34. DFS Index #1                                        Access Denied
35. A Chat With Myself                                  Dementia Praecox
36. Sopwith!!!!!                                        Access Denied
37. Cryhelp!!!!!                                        Access Denied
38. Radio Data                                          Jeeb
39. The Adventures of Power Wedge Man                   Ares
40. 101 Uses For a Shi-Tsu                              Ares
41. Dementia Praecox's Sig.                             Dementia Praecox
42. Lamers Anonymous                                    Bloodmoney
43. On Nonsense                                         Access Denied
44. Dr. Techno's Poetry #1                              Dr. Techno
45. De Declarashun o' Independence                      Dr. Techno
46. Untitled                                            Vlad The Impaler
47. Defeating Windows and The Evil Sysops               Dr. Techno
48. Ruminations and Tangents                            Wyvern
49. The Hunt                                            Dementia Praecox
50. De-Ice                                              Vlad The Impaler
51. Concordant Opposition's Rumors                      Callers Of CO
52. An Interesting Conversation                         Anonymous
53. The Ritual                                          Vlad The Impaler
54. Scarred                                             Dementia Praecox
55. Fuck Nate York                                      Access Denied
56. Acme                                                Dementia Praecox
57. The Adventures of Spudboy                           Cerebral Neurosis
58. The Plan                                            Dementia Praecox
59. Wisconsin Central Offices                           Access Denied
60. DFS Index #2                                        Access Denied


Anonymous.


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| HTTP - http://www.execpc.com/~adenied
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| See, it's like this.  I don't call out, so I don't know if any of my   |
| distros are still up.  So they're all GONE!  If you want to be a site  |
| mail Access Denied at adenied@execpc.com or call Paradise Lost.        |
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