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Damned Fucking Shit
Editor: Access Denied
Issue #41
Title: Dementia Praecox's Sig.
Date: 9/15/94
By: Dementia Praecox
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Dementia Praecox's Sig.
.He who speaks freely with the goats roaming freely on the
planes of our existence, while the wildflowers sway steadily in the
breeze, and the insects dance, and the Aunt Jamima company pours gallons
more of the precious rescources contained on this planet down the
throats of its latest victims, and more and more of the macaroni and
cheese we need here is seent to support the Kurds enduring a separate
plight, and the gnomes that live in the walls keep building and building
on what is not there to build upon, and more and more books are written
in tribute to that guy that is the symbol for the Quaker company, and
Wilford rambles on and on, and Campbells soup is finally finding its way
down the Mighty Mississippi, to where the elk will stomp around in their
joyful bliss, so unaware of the threat posed to them by the nuns living
in the lakes around them, and more and more pigeons are named "Elmer",
while more and more people are named "Sparkle", and small pagan gods sit
alone with their cults, biding their time, and the bread gets dirtier,
and the great ogre sleeps the years away, just as he has for many
millenium, in a small crate on the ocean floor, and more and more words
that don't belong find their ways into dictionaries, such "Beat'?eled",
and "Org'?a?funk", and the children cry for they do not quite realize
what has happened to the old days, when a man could beat you over the
head with a gigantic mushroom, call you "Oblong", and then, when he
finally did get thrown in prison, he would whine about why the dog was
so wet, when all they had done was a little softshoe, and spiders grow
another leg, only this one is for some reason made out of Swiss cheese,
and becomes gangrenous and falls off every six days, and the "Eggo"
company changes its name see "Day-glow", and starts making pancakes
instead of waffles, and the horde of ants comes, carries off your
grapes, eats your cottage cheese, and all you get in return is a handful
of dung and a kiss on the cheek, and it finally becomes known that
carpet is actually made people that have been given the death penalty in
a court of law, and the marshmallows of your past come to life in
frightening detail, descrbing the year of your life that you spent in
Hong Kong, under the assumed name of "Moe" and you sold contraband
poultry to the revolutionaires their, and the wheel of time keeps going
on and on along the path of evolution.
(aka dp)
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