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Pyro's Anonymous "Chaos Chronicles"
Issue #8
Author: ?nchanter Co-Author: Keener
Title: Correct Guide For Car Theift
All Rights Reserved (TM) of Chaos Chronicles (c) 1991
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Although LoL made a file on stealing cars, I would like to
add/correct it. I had NOT been stealing cars for very long, but
I do know the 'correct' way. I'm NOT saying that LoL was wrong
with there release, in fact what they say WILL work! But this is
better <grin>. Ok to get started, what you will need...
1. Screw Driver, Very large, Craftsmen is the best
2. Gloves, the thin kind, not winter
3. Bravery <grin>
With this demonstration,I am talking about a Cammero (Iroc, Z24)
But this will work with most cars with tilt columns (see below
for 'stay away' cars). Your first step is to find the car, don't
go for a piece of shit. If you are going to get caught,you might
as well have a car that can get you away. If the car looks like
it will make noise (exhausted) when you start up, you can always
take the radio!
-First (scope the car)-
Go up to the car, look inside, look for a blinking red LCD light
or alarm stickers on the window. If you find one of these, then
just keep going, you'll find a better one. If NOT then...
-Second A (door lock)-
Go to the door lock, it's where you put the key in. Take out
your trusty screw driver,and put it under the lower right corner
on the metal piece. Press HARD up in it, and wiggle it, until
you make a hoe that your screw driver can fit in. After it's in
press up, then take it out. Put the screw driver back in only
pointed down, and push it up. Watch the lock or try to open the
door every now and then. If it don't work, try again or try...
-Second B (flex the window)-
You would be suprized how much glass bends... With the screw
driver, or your fingers, bend the window away from the door just
enough to get your hands in, then pull and pull and pull. Don't
worry, the glass won't brake. Then reach your hand inside and
pull the lock up. (easy hu?)
-Third (now what?)-
Now, decide what you want to do. Take the system or take the
whole car. If you are taking the system, just brake the plastic
around the radio (with the trusty screw driver), pull the radio
out, and grab as much wire as you can, and pull until it brakes
and you just got your self a radio ($25-150). Now, there are
two ways to peal the column, on is bring the tilt up all the way
and stick that trust ole screw driver up in it, pull toward you
and to the left until a piece brakes off. (the other way) by the
blinker box, see where the plastic comes together? Put that yer
good friend the screw driver in that crack and brake off a piece
of the plastic, drop the screw driver in it, and pull down and
to the left.
-Fourth (starting it)-
Look by the blinker box, see that shiny spring? Break it! That
will unlock the steering. Now, look down (almost underneath)
there is a "pin" on this pin there is a 'O' or 'U' shaped piece
break that off (that's the horse-shoe pin). Then that same pin
that you pulled the one off of pull it toward you. That should
start the car, if it stalls, don't worry, just pull the pin back
again (that happens a lot).Now put it in neutral give it all the
gas, and then drop it in drive.... <grin>
-Fith (trunk-locking)-
Take the car some where, now, just like you door lock,only start
from the bottom, wiggle the trusty one around, and pop the lock
out (yeah, the whole damn thing). Now, look in the whole, you
should see a little square,put the trusty one in there. Turn the
screw driver and it should open. Now, inside the trunk there
should be...
1. A four way
2. A jack
Now you should know what to do with those....<grin> For a good
pair of rims you can get $250-$50 ($50 for cheap factory tires)
-Cars that this will NOT work on-
1. Fords
2. Toyotas
3. GMCs (the company, not the parts)
4. Straight column cars
5. Square column cars
-Next To Come-
How to take alarms off.
How to 'Crimp' a toyota.
Where to find a kicker box in town.
How to steal a straight column car.
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