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TeleConference/UseNet Acronym List v1.0
By sUMsDos [BTW]
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ACRONYM Generic acronym.
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From Keyboard
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATSL Along the same line
AWGTHTGTTA? Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
BAC By Any Chance
BACG "Ball & Chain" Grin
BAG Blatently Arrogant Grin
BBG Big Big Grin
BCNU Be Seeing You
BEG Big Evil Grin
BENG Big Evil Nasty Grin
BESPG Bacheler's Eobiential Science Project Grin
BG BIG grin
BHIELL Big Huge Insane Evil Lunatic Laugh
BILGE Big Insane Lunatic Grin, Extrafactual
BILOS Bastard Issue, Loins Of Stopgap
BK Because
BNF Big name fan
BOL Beginning of Lecture
BOS Big Orange Switch
BRB Be Right Back
BRB Big Red Button
BRS Big Red Switch
BSEG Big Shit Eating Grin
BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTW By The Way
CCITT Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
COBOL Computer Operator's Band Of Losers
Computer Operator's Band Of Losers
Completely Overblown, Bloated, Obselete Language
CUL See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CUL8RALEG8R See You Later, Al E Gator
CYA Cover Your Ass
CYA See 'Ya
DAG Duh... and Grinning
DBA Doing Business As
DBN Doing Business, NOT
DIIK Damned If I Know
DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Fuck
DLG Devilish Little Grin
DNPM Darn Near P'd Myself
DOM Dirty Old Man
DWIM Do What I Mean
E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
ELG Exceptionally Large Grin
EMSL Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
EOD End Of Discussion
EOL End Of Lecture
ER Hello
ERG Escherian Recursive Grin
ESAD Eat Shit And Die
ESAL Eat Shit And Live
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FITB Fill In The Blank....
FMH Fuck Me Harder
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOBL Fell outta bed laughing
FOCL Fell outta chair laughing
FOMC Falling Off My Chair
FOMCROFL Fell Off My Chair Rolling On Floor Laughing!
FUBAR Fucked up beyond all repair
FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information
FYIO For Your Information Only
G bigger grin
g grin
GCOS God's Chosen Operating System
GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RVFVF Grinning, Ducking and Running, Very Far, Very Fast
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
Garbage In, Gospel Out
GIWIST Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GLG Goofy Little Grin
GO PRI Send Private Mail
GR 8 Great
HARDEEHAR Here's a really dumb everyday euphemism hardly anyone reads.
HENG Huge Evil Nasty Grin
HHOK Ha, Ha Only Kidding
HHOS Ha, Ha Only Serious
HLVB Hasta la Vista Baby
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IANAC I am not a crook
IANAL I Am Not a Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
IAW In Accordance With
IBARFT It's been a real fun time.
IBC Inadequate, But Cute
IBM Inadequate, but Marketable
Inferior But Marketable
It's Better Manually
Insidious Black Magic
It's Been Malfunctioning
ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together.
IMCO In my considered opinion
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In MY Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
INNEWATOK INquiring NErd WAnts TO Know
IOW In Other Words
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
JAWS Jabbering Amateur Wickedly Silenced
JIC Just In Case
JK Just Kidding
KHYF Know how you feel
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KMA Kiss my Ass
L8A Later
L8R Later
LAG Lunatic Asylum Grin
LAY Laughing At You
LING Lexicological Imperialist Nyah-nyah Grin
LISP Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses
LLAP Live Long and Prosper
LMFAO Laughing My FAce Off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LOLAH Laughing Out Loud And Hard
LOTUS Let Only The Users Suffer
LSHIHTRDMC Laughing So Hard I Have Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
LSHIP Laughing So Hard I Puked
LSL Loud Screaming Laughter
LTMSH Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt
LTNT Long time, no type
MACINTOSH Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MAG Machiavellian Anathematic Grin
MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over
MIPS Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
NATITIRI Not Attempting To Imply That It's Really Important
NBD No Big Deal
NBL Not Bloody Likely
NERD National Establishment for Real Dorks
NFGAA No Freaking Grin At All
NFS Nightmare File System
NIMBY Not in My Back Yard
NRN No Reply Necessary
NTL Nevertheless (Nonetheless)
NTSC Never The Same Color
NTYMI Now that you mention it
OAS On another subject
OIC OH!, I See
OTC Over The Counter
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTTOMH Off the Top of My Head
OTTOMHAROOB Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
PAG Psychoanalytical Grin
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PEG Pious Ecclesiastical Grin
PERL Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
PITA Pain In The Ass
PMETC Pardon Me etc.
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn.
PNS Pretty Neat Stuff
POV Point Of View
RAVE Retch And Vomit Explosively
RBEGH Really Big Evil Grin Here
RL Real Life
ROFL Rolling on the Floor, Laughing
ROFLMAO *WMP Same beginning *Wet my pants!
ROLF Rolling on Linoleum Fucking
ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLOLVH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROTFLSHIWMP Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard I wet my pants!
ROTFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROTM Right On The Money
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFAQ Read The FAQ
RTFM Read The Fucking Manual
SITD Still in the dark
SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
SNORK Sarcastic Noise Of Recursive Keck
SO Significant Other
SOL Shit Out of Luck
SOP Standing Operational Proceedures
SOW Speaking of which
SYT Sweet Young Thing
TANJ There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TCB Taking care of business
TCBY Taking care of business, Ya'll
TCCIC Take Care Cuz I Care
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue in cheek
TINALO This is not a legal opinion
TINAR This is not a recommendation
TOBAL There oughta be a law
TOBG This oughta be good
TPTB The Powers That Be
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTMS Talk (TYPE) Me Soon
TTYL Talk (or Type) To You Later
TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon?
TYS Told Ya So
TYVM Thank you very much
UTC Under The Counter
UTT Under The Table
VBG Very Big Grin
WIBAMU Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WSTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
XBG Xtra Big Grin
YAFA Yet Another Fucking Abbreviation
YIG Yes, I'm Grinning
YMMV Your Milage May Vary!
YWSYLS You win some, you lose some