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AMIGA A Mere Idiotic Gaming Apparatus
ATF Antagonizes Theological Fanatics
BILOS Bastard Issue, Loins Of Stopgap
CIA Completely Illogical Analysis
CCITT Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
COBOL Computer Operator's Band of Losers
Computer Operator's Band of Lamers
Completely Overblown, Bloated, Obselete Language
DEA Drugs Enter Anyway
EMACS Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
EPA Excessive Pollution Acceptable
FCC Fundamentalist Complaint Center
FDA Forgives Disgusting Additives
FDIC Fraudulent Deals Ignored Continuously
FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD Found On Road Dead
GCOS God's Chosen Operating System
GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out
GOP Gleefully Obstructing Progress
IBM Inferior But Marketable
It's Better Manually
Insidious Black Magic
It's Been Malfunctioning
Ingrained Batch Mentality
International Brotherhood of Magicians
Itty Bitty Machines
IRS Income Reduction Specialists
LISP Lots of Irritating Superflorous Parantheses
Lots of Insipid Stupid Parantheses
LOTUS Let Only The Users Suffer
MACINTOSH Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MIPS Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
MSDOS Maybe SomeDay an Operating System
NAFTA Nefarious Agreeent Fucks Teamsters Again
NASA Now Aborting Simple Assignments
NATO Needs Absolute Total Overhaul
NFS Nightmare File System
NTSC Never The Same Color
OSF Oppose Sun Forever
PC Piece of Crap
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PERL Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
PSAT Pretty Stupid Annoying Test
RISC Relegate Important Stuff to the Compiler
SOL Shit Out of Luck
ST:TOS Star Trek: The Old Stuff