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Presents
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"Why Murder Really IS Fun..."
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Chessman
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Wacky Fun For the Whole Family!
Well, this is my first BLaH file and I figured what better way to
start than give out a little of my own information. I'm not a hacker,
phreaker, carder, or anarchist (in the real sense of the word). I don't
know Pascal and Assembler, I have limited knowledge of virii, and I can't
tell you the first thing about cracking. Now, I know you're thinking
what a lamer... let's delete this file, and go get some 2 hour WaReZ so
everyone will think we're so k-rad and give us lots and lots of file
points so we can download some more k-rad WaReZ every 15 minutes. Or
maybe you're thinking well, if he isn't a ZanY anarchist, and
unfortunately almost everyone reading this is not, what does he bring to
the modemming world? Well, as far as I know, I bring the most complete
knowledge of mass murder that I've seen and a plain WaCkY sense of humor...
Yes, that's right kiddies you don't have to be a groovy anarchist or
k-rad cracker to write something. All you need to do is know something
and know it well. Shocking, isn't it?
Let the fun begin:
What is attractive about murder? Well, what isn't? You've got the
beauty of the twisted mind coupled with sheer terror and the erotic beauty
of blood and violence. At this point you haven't even taken into account
the fiendish motive of the killer or the question of, "who done it." For
example take the fantastic case of William Herbert Wallace... To sum up:
"Willie had a mistress
Willie had a wife
He only wanted one of them so,
Willie took a life."
-"Murder Can Be Fun" Issue 12
Willie's wife ended up dead, her head beaten in with a poker from the
fireplace, but Willie had a decently established, but poorly executed alibi.
The real beauty is that all the evidence the prosecution used against him,
the defense used. There was no way around it... everything that could
possibly be held against him, could also be used to set him free. What
isn't great about that? The deed is done and there is no way to bring
Willie's deserving of pain wife back so why not relish in the splendor of the
crime itself? Imagine finding the wife of a mild-mannered, chess playing
insurance agent naked in her living room with her head beaten in and her
husband's burned mackintosh stuffed under her body... Imagine the devilish
rumors that must have travelled through the town. After all, what brings
people together better than a good murder? Was Willie innocent or guilty?
I leave it up to those that truly seek that knowledge.
So that is what I bring to BLaH... A fresh new face in a world of
lamers and dreamers. Hopefully I be able to release a little fiction
occasionally, so I'll start with a little taste of my world of violence:
The Butcher celebrated within the saturnalia of blood. He danced upon the
brains of the long dead children, and wrigled in the insides of the older
ones who had not been so lucky. They hung upside down, completely gutted,
hanging onto their last breath, and weeping at the sight of the dead. He
had no remorse though. Long ago that had been erased from his mind by the
evil women in his life. How glad he was that he had killed his grandmother
and slaughtered sisters. They only held him back from his true goal of
ultimate destruction and utter chaos in a world that he would reign over...
Don't get the wrong impression, I have no desire to kill anyone. I
write as a release and am working towards my goal of mastery of the criminal
mind. Sometimes, the pressure gets to me and I feel the animal inside me
clawing its way out, but I fight it, and I believe I'm able to control
it (for now). But when that animal has to shit, imagine what it's like
cleaning it up. I also get a little nervous when it gets gas...
Long Live Caryl Chessman
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BLaH is..
Chessman <Writer and Murder Enthusiast>
Guido Sanchez <Programmer, Writer, and just plain WaCkY guy>
"Whenever I hear the name Guido Sanchez,
I have to laugh,
because who is that guy?"
-Chessman
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