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Issue 266. March firstish and the ~
~ moon is currently 750367 seconds old.
[special Apollo Pro 266 issue...]
Here's some #'s 4 U...
http://slagnet.dhs.org
http://dru.ca/misnomer
http://www.artbell.com
http://www.ochlocracy.org
http://www.insurrection.com
http://www.stopthebombs.org
http://www.infoshop.org/humor
http://anarchogeek.protest.net
http://www.antiracistaction.ca
http://www.mihra.org/2k/cia.htm
http://flag.blackened.net/global
http://sf.indymedia.org/j20.php3
http://www.hatcheck.org/phones.html
http://www.k-1.com/Orwell/write.htm
http://www.thefugs.com/history3.html
http://www.syntac.net/hoax/music.php
http://www.efn.org/~sonya/Oregon.htm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/80sBBS
http://www.thebkshelf.com/freebks.htm
http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati265.html
http://www.santafe.edu/~shalizi/notebooks
http://www.skullandcrossbones.org/articles
http://www.indiancountrynews.com/wojb.html
http://www.circlevision.org/mnsoaw/soa2000
http://www.indiancountrynews.com/ingrid.html
http://www.artrocity.com/rockshots/mojo1.htm
http://www.menstrualmonday.org/menstruflage.html
http://www.netphoria.com/wort/schedule/schedule.htm
http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml?i=20010319&s=klein
[disclaimer: some of these # may die soon. But then
to quote Gwendolyn Brooks: so will "we."]
& LETTUCE, We Get Lettuce From Our Readers:
--
to marco
When is the new issue of the zine coming out?
anon.
[haha, I made it look like I could say
"already did. here you go...]
--
to ati@etext.org
some people think my tax cut (porridge) is just too big
some people think my tax cut (porridge) is just too small!
but this tax cut (porridge) is just right!!
--pomegranate
--
Hi Marco,
Got any REAL Science Fiction fans in your audience?
The kind that read the sub-genre called "Engineering
Fiction"? Then they'll want to know about the honor
being bestowed on a world renowned SF Author, the
late Robert A. Heinlein (USNA '29), by his alma mater,
The US Naval Academy. the URL is:
http://web.usna.navy.mil/~aeroweb/admin/HEINLEINCHAIR.htm
Chesh )
The Cheshire Catalyst
http://SpaceyIdeas.Com/cheshire
See you at the HOPE 2002 conference
^^^^
WARNING! Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
--
PUBLISHER'S COLUMN IN THE FORM OF AN OPEN
LETTER TO A UNTIED STATES CONGRESSPERSON
Dear Mark, [Green] (R) - Green Bay
Senator Wellstone says that since Clinton forced passage
of the Plan Colombia which you and I discussed at Bay Beach
amusement park last summer, political violence went through
the roof, and has yet to stop.
He says the two major guerilla groups continue making serious
violations, including mass kidnapings. Colombia's police say
they registered twenty-three paramilitary massacres in January
alone.
I remember reading about suspicious murders almost immediately
after Clinton and Albright rushed that horrible plan through in
the middle of the night before you or your collegues could've
demanded a moratorium.
Now I know burden of proof's on me and your other constituents
before you'd like to consider closing the SOA. Maybe that's
fair, maybe it's not.
Just the past couple weeks there's been heightened paramilitary
activity, despite the new name of the school and the fact that
we're trying to run so many more colombian soldiers through all
those secret classes. Frankly it reminds me of drinking wine with
a wino every weekend thinking if you do it in moderation next to
him maybe he'll slow down someday.
Make a long story short, I voted for you because of your honesty
about Colombia, and your efforts to slow down Clinton and his police
state. Besides my mom, you're the first Republican I've voted for
since the 80's.
Mark, I don't believe our foreign policy is reformable in Chiapas,
Guatemala OR Colombia, and I don't feel it's reformable in Georgia.
I'd like you to consider defunding the SOA, not because of proof
Kenneth Star, Ron Kuby or Ramsey Clark can come up with for a fee,
but because it just seems logical.
Please don't wait until you're 65 and a sudden fan of decriminalizing
drugs before you help me stop the killing, ok?
Marco
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ATI ZINE. We're NOT What's For Lunch!
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& In CorpRatOkRazy nEWz : Subway's sandwich shop
sued a Grosse Pointe, Michigan landlord telling
him to drive a vegan cafe out of business three
doors away in a strip mall.
John Chetcuti, owner of Atom's Juice Cafe, which
doesn't sell meat or dairy products, says he doesn't
see how his store is in any way competing with Subway.
Chetcuti's clientel tends to be the 5 to 10 percent
of the eating population made up of Buddhists, Sikhs,
lactose-intolerant, Hare Krishnas, vegans and vegetarians
and not only do these people never frequent Subways but
he doesn't think Subway customers would be interested
in eating at Atom's Juice Cafe.
He says legal fees have already drained the small
shop's profits and increased its debt.
Last October, Subway sued Fisher Road Properties,
owner of the small shopping area across the street from
Grosse Pointe South High School, saying that Subway's
national ad campaign "emphasizes and stresses the healthy
nature" of submarine sandwiches, and that the landlord
violated a no-competition clause in the lease by allowing
a shop to move in that "directly competes with Subway in
their attempts to market healthy food products."
This caused the landlord to sue Atom's for breach of
contract, and Atom's countersued to stay in business.
Les Winograd, spokesman for Subway, said the company
will not comment on pending litigation. Gary Wilson, an
attorney for Atom's, said a hearing is set for March 12
to determine if an agreement can be worked out.
Chetcuti said the juice bar can't move, otherwise the
brothers and their families would go bankrupt having spent
$180,000 of "borrowed and begged" money to open the shop
and another $7,500 on legal fees.
[prime anarchist comments: "effin' bastahds..."
also Anonymous Profitt comments:
GANNETT+SUBWAY+AOL+TIME+WARNER+LAMBERT+SQUIBB=
a match made in purgatorio!!!]
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ATI. Not Your Father's Zine!
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CAN YOU TAKE A HINT???
Subject: Work at Home & Make Great Money!
Watch Heather Cherry Lick Her Own Eyebrow
Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 21:08:09 -0600
From: "Mr. Yak Milk" [ati@etext.org]
To: []
If you want to drive your friends and loved ones
crazy, change the "subj" of all your replies to
titles that you've collected from spam people
have sent you.
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SUBWAY. We Didn't Used To Suck!
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ANY-1 FEELIN' NOSTALGIC?
Blue Boxes now accepting more recyclables
Toronto residents are being urged to help
the city get out of the business of burying
its trash by throwing more items into household
Blue Boxes.
Yesterday marked the beginning of the expanded
Blue Box program, which will help the city reach
its goal of recycling or composting 80 per cent
of all Toronto's trash by 2009.
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ATI ZINE. Not Just For Breakfast N E More!
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E D I T O R ' S C H O I C E A W A R D ' O 1
CD - CD Department - SONIC JOYRIDE: BEhEmoth
Sonic Joyride is the first band to be blessed (or is
it plagued?) with the honor of recieving Editors' Choice
since I restarted it back in March of 2001. This issue
of ATI Zine will contain this short CD review and we'll
follow it up every other week or so with a plug.
I'll probably discuss another song at length every
other week. Why? Well to be honest with you, I can't
pick one favorite song yet. I like them all.
Their sound? Why try to categorize, but if I were tied
up and forced to pick, fear of having my toenails yanked
off by Mike Myers' teeth in a part-four-bad-movie-sequel,
I'd tell you straight ahead good 'n loud rock.
It starts out sounding like if Lenny Kravitz DIDN'T sign
with Tommy Hilfiger, and moves into this ethereal ballady
Eagles-plus-Prince-divided-by-2 kind of sound that I can't
quite put my finger on.
By the time you're too bothered with not being able to
tell why you like it, this CD ends with the wackest Ozzie
Osborne meets Trent Reznor meets Flea kind of sound.
Which of course leaves you saying, "when's their NEXT one
coming out?
Shit, I was trying to avoid mentioning a single song 'til
April. "Duplication Man" kicks some serious music industry
ass.
OK, they're not quite the Lucky Boys, but then they're not
from Chicago either. And sorry. It's just the truth. No one
can be both a LuckyBoy and from Chicago, except, well, well
except a LuckyBoy from Chicago. Right?
--I'm Prime--
=& I Said That=
WELP, THAT'S ALL FOLKS...
Hope you liked the 'zine!
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whistles and Ugly mugs.
Hurry there's only _00_ left.
Call 860-887-2600 ext. 5293 to ring up
the Prime Anarchist.
And remember, 2morrow is international
"yesterday plus two" day, so get out
there and like they do at Morris Agency
grease every palm you see, constantly
thinking up new, cool kitchy gifts that
won't smell too much like a bribe.
[this issue dedicated to Juan de Fuca.
someone please tell 'em I do fear him.]