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Editors: Dr. Menace - Editor in Chief
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Engineering Data Systems as a general resource for all Apple
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are an Apple employee or contractor, please go to the Free Trade Zone:
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Please fill it out completely, as incomplete forms
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connection, please send an AppleLink to NEW.ACCTS requesting the form for
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Disclaimer: The information in this publication perataining to things such as,
but not limited to, computer hacking, phone phreaking, drug
making, weaponsmithing, and other illegal acts is provided on a
so you know policy. We take no responsibility if you actually
do the shit!
P.S.: Don't get caught, d00dz! Have p/h/u/n!
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Letter from the head guys:
Hey! This is Dr. Menace and Angel of Death. We're the guys in
charge of all this bullshit. We imagine you are no doubt thinking,
"Oh god. Another fly-by-night underground computer hacker
magazine!" Well, we actually have a purpose for this one. Here's
the story:
One day Angel of Death and myself were sitting around. We realized
that "Hey, there are magazines on drugs, magazines on weapons,
magazines on phreaking, and magazines on hacking, but no really
wonderful compilations all of the above." (Of course, I am para-
phrasing.)
So here is the fruits of our effort. I hope ya like it.
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This week's letter from Dr. Menace:
Hello friends and associates. I realize that I have been very
irresponsible about releasing issues.
Do I care?
No.
I DON'T GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT.
Anyways this took a little longer. Our first digest sized (50+
kilobytes.) issue. Hopefully a little practicality in this issue.
p.s. - in this issue we have included Solctice's article in TWaT 3
about "All the Idiots I met at Hope" in h0p3z that ewe d00dz can see
that solctice iz k-rad and u are all a bunch of kiddiEz! You guys are
so lame! U know nothing!
AlriGht One last thing. Right before ouR appendixes in this
issue there iz our Sub-Zine. It's called Criminal Behavior and
is k-rad anarchY. It R00lZ.
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This Issue'z Philez:
(1) - Monoplegic Cat Skinning
written by: Angel of Death
(2) - The ButtHarp
written by: Dr. Menace
(3) - Making your Own Liquor
written by: Wolfie
(4) - Guide to Dumpster Diving
written by: Angel of Death
(5) - xkill irc script
written by: xtactic
(6) - The WaReZ D00D
written by: various sources.
(7) - All the Idiots at Hope
written by: Solctice (Criticized by DrM.)
(8) - CB Sub Zine
Check it out!
(9) - Paranoia Grab Bag
written by: Shadow President
(10) - Misc. Bellcore Shit
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[Sektion I - Weapon and Bomb Smithing]
------- - ------ --- ---- --------
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P|\========================================/|f
f| Phile #- 1 |P
A| Author- Angel of Death |A
P| Title- Monopelegic Cat Skinning |f
f| Date- 6/5/94 |P
A|--------- |A
P| |f
f|/========================================\|P
APfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfA
remember in our last issue, we promised to show you how to skin a cat one
armed? I haven't actually tried this, anyone who skins a cat like this
can mail me a .GIF of it and i'll post it in our next issue. (k-k00l
d00d)
step 1: sit in your wheelchair and wait for a cat to come by
step 2: when you see a cat, pick it up by the tail, and bash it into the
pavement until it stops struggling (alternate method: if you're strong
enough, just strangle it one-handed)
step 3: splay the cat out in your lap, in the position shown in the last
issue.
step 4: grip one of the legs firmly in your teeth, near the elbow, and
grab the paw with your hand. twist the paw firmly, until you hear
things starting to rip inside.
step 5: spit out that killer hairball in your mouth.
step 6: repeat steps 4 and 5 on each leg.
step 7: while gripping a paw firmly in your mouth, use the claws on the
opposing paw to shred the loose skin on that leg.
step 8: repeat on each leg.
step 9: grip a loose flap of skin firmly in your teeth, and grasp the
cat's neck in you hand. pull. the skin will be ripped open into the
cat's abdomen, and will peel easily.
step 10: repeat on each leg.
step 11: pull off any remaining skin with your teeth.
step 12: drive your wheelchair through a sprinkler to clean off the
blood.
i haven't thought of a good way to peel the head, you're kind of on your
own as far as that goes.
now you have your very own monopeligically skinned cat
makes a great gift
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P|\========================================/|f
f| Phile #- 2 |P
A| Author- Dr. Menace |A
P| Title- The Butt-Harp |f
f| Date- 8/10/94 |P
A|--------- |A
P| |f
f|/========================================\|P
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First, take two new cello strings. Cut them down to about two
feet a piece. Tie these into a "V." At the intersection tie a metal
ring, an inch in diameter. At the ends of the V tie metal balls about
the size of eggs. Read the text below for instructions on usage:
W3rd. get two people butt-naked. have them like this:
anus anus
| |
o o | o o o o | o o
o o | o o o o | o o
o o***o o o o***o o
o o***o o o o***o o
o o o o o o o o
Now, take the two metal eggs, and stick one in each persons ass
all the way. it should look like this from overhead:
butts ____________
+ +
()() ()()
\ /
\/ ___ cello stringz.
o
Now, take the ring in one hand and play the stringz with a bow like a
cello. don't use lube it will dampen the effectZ.
have p/h/u/n.
fucking pervertz.
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[Sektion II - Drug Making]
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P|\========================================/|f
f| Phile #- 3 |P
A| Author- Wolfie |A
P| Title- Making your own Liquor |f
f| Date- 7/38/94 |P
A|--------- |A
P| |f
f|/========================================\|P
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Ever wanted to know a cheap, dirty way to make booze? Ever had the problem of
not being 21? This takes some time, but's kind of fun and IS cheap.
1. Get a gallon of apple juice or apple cider. (Like $2.50) Make sure it
doesn't have any preservatives in it. (With the current kraze on healthly
foods, this shouldn't be hard.)
2. Get some dry yeast. Follow the instuctions on the back of the packet to
disolve it and add it to the apple juice. Instead of putting the cap of the
jug back on, put a ballon on it. (If you put the cap on, it will explode and
be very messy in a few days)
3. Put in the closet and let it sit for a few days. Check on it occationally
and let of the built up CO2.
4. When it stops bubbling, take out a cup or two, and drink it. (It should now
be about as alcoholic as beer.) Add as much sugar to the jug as you took out
in apple juice. Be very careful to add it SLOWLY, for it will react with the
yeast and may bubble over.
5. Repeat steps 3 & 4 until you're satisfied or until the alcohol content gets
so high that it kills the yeast. Repeat them at least once, for good measure.
You may get the alcohol content up to 20 or 30 percent (40 or 60 proof) or
higher.
Have fun.
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[Sektion III - Phreaking/Hacking/Electronics]
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AfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPAfPA
P|\========================================/|f
f| Phile #- 4 |P
A| Author- Angel of Death |A
P| Title- Guide to Dumpster Diving |f
f| Date- 6/5/94 |P
A|--------- |A
P| |f
f|/========================================\|P
APfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfAPfA
okay boyzes and girlzes it's time for you to learn how to root through
the trash.
no, not just any old trash, USEFUL trash, like hardware and infoz and
stuff like that. a successful dumpster dive entails the following
things:
1. don't go trashing somewhere stupid, pick a Bell office or somethign
cool like that
2. don't go trashing alone. it's best to go with two people (at
least) one to do the actual fishing, and others to keep watch for cops
or bell employees.
3. the best things to take are books, especially if they say things
like "5ESS MANUAL" or "ANCIENT DRUIDIC HEXES" or something like that.
4. another good thing to grab is things like printouts, pamphlets, and
reports from their computers. usually this stuff is extraneous, but
occcasionally you'll find a diamond in the crap
5. if you're trashing somewhere where they take credit cards (store,
bank, etc.) grab any carbon copies you see, sometimes these have
credit card numbers and other fun info on them. the places are
generally amazingly stupid about handling these. (i.e. - not
shredded, etc.) you will find them in a longish black-brown plastic
bag. w3rd. u can als0 find these receiptz on the ground near some
automatic teller machines or gascard machinez. but that'z only for
the lethargic. shitz. that's a big w0rd.
6. when trashing at a bell office, you can grab hardware, i've found
(among others)
- wire (don't get the mulitcolored stuff in bundlesm go for the
heavy stuff)
- network interface boxes (can be useful)
- circuit breakers (they throw away unused ones, but i couldn't
find anything much to use that size for)
- padlocks
- once i found something that looked like an entire switchboard
with about 100 ports to put in wires and stuff. was really heavy,
so i couldn't get away with it. i wonder what it could've been?
don't be lame.
- bell cans (yes, an entire can)
- weird installation and maintenance stuff
7. wear gloves
8.a) if some dork comEz up 2 u whilst u r in the dumpster and says "Yo,
r U a haqR l00k1ng for C0deZ!@@!!@!!?!!?" u can just tell him "W0rd,
eyem am in the EPA, and we heard ewe layMOurZ dew not recycle your
trash, and eyeM inspEctIng youR AsS fuQr!!@!@@!"
Then he will be fear-stricken and w1ll say "D0d3 ju5t d0n't naRc us
out or h4ng y0urs3lf from a br1dg3@!@!!!! 0ur sh1pz must pass thru!
PleAz3 t4k3 my SS7 t3xTZ!!@@!@!@" Then ewe say "Ok d0de h3r3 gimm3
the teXtZ. and Eye w1ll givE my SuperVis0r a g00D r3port on eWe."
Then he will f33l relieved.
8.b) w3rd, if u r lyke caught doing this, and u f33l wimpy and don't
want to bullshit a lot, when the d00d approaches u say "W3rd, me and
my friend lost our ball h3r3 and w3 4r3 looking for it." (in all
honesty, we have stooped to this level. it workz. but if u do it u
r layme. yes we are too.)
i realize that most people with the intelligent of a houseplant could
figure this out, but hey, you bothered to read this.
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P|\========================================/|f
f| Phile #- 5 |P
A| Author- xtactic |A
P| Title- THe XKiLL SCRiPT |f
f| Date- 6/1/94 |P
A|--------- |A
P| |f
f|/========================================\|P
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[[funny thing about thiz file, until i read it i wuz not aware that
xtactic was part of the PfA staff. anywayz...]]
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# XtActIC Of PfA PrEsenTS:
# XkILL XkILL
# XkILL XKiLL
# XkILXKILL -=- KiLL
# XkILL XkILL
# XkILL XkILL
# filenames
^eval assign logfile $HOME/zer0.log
^eval assign adop $HOME/zer0.lst
^eval set logfile $HOME/zer0.win
^eval assign awayfle $HOME/zer0.mes
# default values
^assign version odar's XKiLL
^assign mdautos On
^assign autorejoin On
^assign isaway No
^assign -mdautop
^assign zer XkILL
^assign pingmsg Yay!!! This is the PeAcH, not a ping pong ball!
# client settings
^set exec_protection off
^set status_user XKiLL
^set novice off
^set client_information Running XtActIC'S XKiLL
^set history 50
^set flood_warning on
^set flood_after 10
^set flood_rate 10
^set auto_unmark_away off
^set continued_line
^set auto_whowas on
^set verbose ctcp on
^set status_window ~
^set status_hold off
^set indent on
^set show_away_once on
^set send_ignore_msg off
^set hide_private_channels off
^set highlight_char bold
^set beep off
^set clock_24hour on
^set verbose_ctcp off
^set warn_of_ignores on
^set status_format %T %*%@%N%#%S%H%B%Q%A%C%+%I%O%F %W%>%U%M%X%Y%Z
# key bindings
/bind ~ Switch_channel
^bind ^W quote_character
^bind ^X next_window
# ^bind ^B self_insert
^bind ^_ self_insert
^bind ^V self_insert
^bind ^Z stop_irc
^bind ^[ meta1
^bind meta1-[ meta2
^bind meta1-O meta2
^bind meta2-A backward_history
^bind meta2-B forward_history
^bind meta2-C forward_character
^bind meta2-D backward_character
# time-saving aliases
alias n notify
alias w whois
alias wi whois $0 $0
alias fing ctcp $0 finger
alias ver ctcp $0 version
alias tim ctcp $0 time
alias ll who *
alias hop {
if ([$0]) {
leave $0-
} {
leave $C
}
}
alias de describe
alias re redirect
alias j join
alias mo mode $C +$0-
alias cm mode * -lsmpi
alias k kick $C
alias sb mode $C +b
# alias a alias
alias a m $.
alias ex exec
alias ls exec ls -al
alias cat exec cat
# hooks and routines
^on ^401 * #
^on ^406 * ^echo [$zer] $1 not found on IRC.
^on -public -
^on -action -
^on ^notify_signoff "*" echo *** Signoff at $Z for $0
^on ^ctcp_reply "% finger *" {
@f.tmp = match(Idle $*)
if (f.tmp) {
echo *** CTCP FINGER reply from $0: $(2-${f.tmp -1}) $tdiff($(${f.tmp})) $(${f.tmp + 2}-)
} {
echo *** CTCP FINGER reply from $0: $2-
}
^assign -f.tmp
}
^on ^notice "% autoping *" if ([$0]==[$N]) {
if (time()-[$2] > 1) {
set status_user1 \(lag ${time()-[$2]}\)
} { set -status_user1 }
}
alias autoping {
^set status_user1 \(lag ?\)
^eval notice $N autoping $time()
}
alias p {
if ([$0]==[$N]) {
^echo *** selfpings are reflected in the (lag) indicator.
^autoping
} { //ping $0 }
}
# ^on #^timer 100 * autoping
# NO AUTOMATIC AUTOPINGS!
alias join if ((![$0]) || ([#]==[$[1]0]) || ([-]==[$[1]0])) {
//join $0
} { //join #$0 }
alias leave if (![$0]) {
leave $C
} {
if (([#]==[$[1]0]) || ([$0]==[*])) {
//leave $0
} { //leave #$0 }
}
alias ps exec ps x $0-
alias t {
if ([$0]==[#*]) {
topic $0-
} {
topic $C $0-
}
}
alias addop {
if ([$0]) {
^echo [$zer] Adding $0 to your auto-op list.
userhost $0 -CMD if ([$3]!=[<UNKNOWN>]) {
if (rmatch($0!$3@$4 $mdautop)) {
^echo [$zer] $0 is already on your list.
} {
^notice $0 You have been added to $N 's auto op list.
^notice $0 Don't you feel better now?
^assign mdautop $0!$3@$4 ${mdautop}
}
} {
^echo [$zer] I cannot find $0 on IRC.
}
} {
^echo [$zer] You must specify the nick.
}
}
alias settingz {
^assign mdautos $0
^assign autorejoin $1
^assign mdautop $2-
}
alias autoop {
if ([$0]==[on]) {
^assign mdautos On
^echo [$zer] Auto-op is now on.
} {
if ([$0]==[off]) {
^assign mdautos Off
^echo [$zer] Auto-op is now off.
} {
^echo [$zer] Auto-op is $mdautos
}
}
}
alias rejoin {
if ([$0]==[on]) {
^assign autorejoin On
^echo [$zer] Auto-rejoin is now on.
} {
if ([$0]==[off]) {
^assign autorejoin Off
^echo [$zer] Auto-rejoin is now off.
} {
^echo [$zer] Auto-rejoin is $autorejoin
}
}
}
^on ^ctcp * {
if (([$2]!=[DCC])&&([$2]!=[ACTION])) {
if ([$1]==[$N]) {
^echo [$zer] $0 did a CTCP $2- to you.
} {
^echo [$zer] $0 did a CTCP $2- to the channel.
}
}
}
^on ^ctcp "% % PING " {
^echo [$zer] $0 has pinged you.
^notice $0 $pingmsg
log $0 Pinged you.
}
^on ^ctcp "% % iNFiNiTY" {
/notice $0 XKiLL RuNnInG XtAcTiC's XkILL, based on XkILL 1.01
}
^on -join * {
^assign jnconf $1
Userhost $0 -CMD if ([$3]) {
@ jncnt = 0
while ([$(#mdautop)]>jncnt) {
if ([$word($jncnt $mdautop)]==[$0!$3@$4]) {
if ([$mdautos]==[On]) {
/mode $jnconf +o $0
log $0 joined and was oped.
} {
}
}
@ jncnt = jncnt + 1
}
}
}
alias listops {
^echo [$zer] You have the following people in your auto-op list.
@ listopv = 0
while ([$(#mdautop)]>listopv) {
^echo [$zer] $word($listopv $mdautop)
@ listopv = listopv + 1
}
^echo [$zer] End of the list. A total of $listopv people.
}
alias bkick {
if ([$0]) {
if ([$1]) {
^assign bkres $1-
} {
^assign bkres ${N}'s Ban + Kick
}
userhost $0 -CMD if ([$4]!=[<UNKNOWN>]) {
^assign tempvar $3
@ uname = [tempvar] - 1
@ tamp = [$4]
/mode * -o+b $0 *!*$mid(1 $uname $3)@*$right(${@tamp-index(. $4)} $4)
^kick * $0 $bkres
} {
/echo [$zer] Cannot find $0 on IRC.
}
} {
^echo [$zer] Must specify a nick to bankick.
}
}
alias fkick {
if ([$0]) {
if ([$1]) {
^assign fkres $1-
} {
^assign fkres <${N}'s Filter Kick $0>
}
^echo [$zer] FKick on $0 started.
^assign fkfilt $0
^assign -ftbkick
^on -who * {
if (match($fkfilt $1!$3@$4)) {
/assign ftbkick $1 ${ftbkick}
}
}
^set display off
/who $C
wait
^set display on
@ fkcnt = 0
while ([$(#ftbkick)]>fkcnt) {
/kick * $word($fkcnt $ftbkick) $fkres
@ fkcnt = fkcnt + 1
}
^echo [$zer] $ftbkick were kicked from $C with the filter $0 .
^on who -
} {
^echo [$zer] You must specify a filter to kick. (/fkick <Filter> <Reason>)
}
}
^on -raw_irc "% MODE % *+k % *" {
^assign chankey $4
^set status_mode [key]
}
^on -raw_irc "% MODE % *-k *" {
^timer 1 ^set status_mode (+%+)
}
alias nokey {
/mode * -k $chankey
}
alias ban {
if ([$0]) {
userhost $0 -CMD if ([$3]) {
if ([$4]!=[<UNKNOWN>) {
/echo [$zer] Banning $0
^assign tempvar $3
@ uname = [tempvar] - 1
@ tamp = [$4]
/mode * +b *!*$mid(1 $uname $3)@*$right(${@tamp-index(. $4)} $4)
} {
/echo [$zer] Cannot find $0 on IRC
}
}
} {
/echo [$zer] You must specify a nick.
}
}
alias cdban {
^echo [$zer] Clearing bans.
^set display off
^assign -cbunband
^on -367 * {
^assign cbunband $2 ${cbunband}
}
^mode $C +b
wait
^unbanlop $cbunband
^set display on
^on 367 -
}
alias dban {
userhost $0 -CMD if ([$3]) {
^set display off
^assign dbanz $0!$3@$4
^assign -bunband
^on -367 * {
if (match($2 $dbanz)) {
^assign bunband $2 ${bunband}
}
}
^mode $C +b
wait
^unbanlop $bunband
^assign -dbanz
^on 367 -
^set display on
}
}
alias unbanlop {
if ([$3]) {
/mode * -bbb $0 $1 $2
/unbanlop $3-
} {
/mode * -bbb $0-
}
}
alias bans {
if ([$3]) {
/mode * +bbb $0 $1 $2
/bans $3-
} {
/mode * +bbb $0-
}
}
alias o {
if ([$3]) {
/o $3-
/mode * +ooo $0 $1 $2
} {
/mode * +ooo $0-
}
}
alias d {
if ([$3]) {
/d $3-
/mode * -ooo $0 $1 $2
} {
/mode * -ooo $0-
}
}
^on ^msg * {
^echo [$0] $1-
if ([$isaway]==[Yup]) {
^eval exec echo "/echo :$0: $strip(;:()[]{}"'` $1-) " >> $awayfle
^msg $0 Your message has been logged - $version
}
}
alias m {
if ([$0]) {
^assign -message
^assign message $1-
userhost $0 -CMD if ([$3]) {
if ([$4]!=[<UNKNOWN>]) {
/echo =>$0<= $message
^msg $0 $message
} {
/echo [$zer] Cannot find $0 on IRC
/whowas $0
}
}
} {
/echo [$zer] You must specify a nick!
}
}
^on ^notice * {
^echo -$0- $1-
}
alias unignore {
Userhost $0 -CMD if ([$4]!=[<UNKNOWN>]) {
/ignore *@$4 none
}
}
alias setaway {
^away $0-
/me is away - $0- - messages will be logged.
^assign isaway Yup
^eval exec echo "/echo >> Set away - $0- <<" >> $awayfle
}
alias setback {
^assign isaway No
/me is here again.
^away
/load $awayfle
}
alias clearmes {
^exec rm $awayfle
}
alias sve {
^eval exec echo "settingz $mdautos $autorejoin $mdautop" > $adop
^echo [$zer] Save completed.
}
alias remautop {
if ([$0]) {
^assign -opdlist
@ rmopcnt = 0
while ([$(#mdautop)]>rmopcnt) {
if (match($0!*@* $word($rmopcnt $mdautop))) {
^echo [$zer] $0 has been removed.
} {
^assign opdlist $word($rmopcnt $mdautop) ${opdlist}
}
@ rmopcnt = rmopcnt + 1
}
^assign -mdautop
^assign mdautop $opdlist
^assign -opdlist
} {
^echo [$zer] You must specify a nick to be removed.
}
}
alias log {
^eval exec echo " $0- " >> $logfile
}
/on -raw_irc "% KICK *" {
if (([$3]==[$N])&&([$autorejoin]==[On])) {
/quote join $C
}
}
alias clearaop {
^assign -mdautop
/echo [$zer] Auto-Op list now cleared.
}
alias inv {
if ([$1]) {
/inv $1-
/invite $0 $C
} {
/invite $0 $C
}
}
# some help
alias commands
{
^echo ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
^echo XtActIC'S XKiLL HeLP
^echo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^echo /M (Nick) (Mess) - Messages <Nick> with <Mess>.
^echo /N [-](Nick) ... - Adds [removes] <Nick> nick from notify.
^echo /J (Channel) - Joins channel <Channel> (# not needed)
^echo /HOP [(Channel)] - Leaves channel <Channel> [current]
^echo /MO (Mode) - Sets <mode> on current channel (+ not needed)
^echo /CM - Clears unordinary modes on current channel
^echo /T [(topic)] - Changes [shows] the topic on channel
^echo /LL (Channel) - Gives WHO information on <channel>
^echo /W (nick) - Gives WHOIS information on the <nic>
^echo /WI (nick) - Gives WHOIS + idle information on the <nick>
^echo /K (Nick) (Reason) - Kick <Nick> off channel for <reason>
^echo /SB - Display all bans on current channel
^echo /A (Message) - Follows up with your last Message
^echo /EX (Cmd) - Execute a command outside of IRC
^echo /LS (Filt) - Lists all files that fit <Filt>
^echo /CAT (Filename) - Displays <Filename> to the screen
^echo /DE (Nick/Ch) - Describes an action to <Nick/Ch>
^echo /RE (Nick/Ch) (Cmd) - Redirect output of <Cmd> to <Nick/Ch>
^echo /P (Nick/Ch) - PINGs <Nick/Ch>
^echo /Fing (Nick/Ch) - Displays all finger info(s) on <Nick/Ch>
^echo /Ver (Nick/Ch) - Displays all the version(s) of <Nick/Ch>
^echo /Autoping - Updates the (lag) indicator
^echo /O (Nicks) - Ops all <Nicks>.
^echo /D (Nicks) - Deops all <Nicks>.
^echo /Addop (Nick) - Adds <Nick> to your auto-op list.
^echo /Listops - Shows all ppl on your list.
^echo /Autoop (On/Off) - Turns Auto-op on or off
^echo /Autoop - Shows Auto-op status
^echo /Rejoin (On/Off) - Turns Auto-rejoin on kick on or off
^echo /Rejoin - Shows Auto-rejoin on kick status
^echo /BKick (Nick) (Reason) - Kicks and bans from current channel.
^echo /FKick (Filt) (Reason) - Kicks all from current channel with (Filt)
^echo /Ban (Nick) - Bans the nick specified.
^echo /Bans (Patterns) - Bans the specified patterns.
^echo /DBan (Nick) - DBans a specified nick.
^echo /CDBan - Clears bans.
^echo /NoKey - Removes last set channel key.
^echo /SetAway (Reason) - Sets you away, starts logging of msg's.
^echo /SetBack - Sets you back, and replays msg's.
^echo /ClearMes - Clears all recorded msg's.
^echo /Sve - Saves all the settings to file.
^echo /RemAutop (Nick) - Removes a nick from your Auto-Op List.
^echo /ClearAop - Clears Auto-Op list.
^echo /Inv (Nicks) - Invites <Nicks> to current channel
^echo /PS (Args) - Executes PS X with <Args>
^echo *CTRL-X - Goto the next window
^echo *~ - Goto the next channel.
^echo *CTRL-Z - Drop to a Unix shell ('fg' exits the shell)
^echo *CTRL-W CTRL-B - Toggle BOLD text on/off.
^echo *CTRL-V - Toggle INVERSE text on/off.
^echo *CTRL-_ - Toggle UNDERLINE text on/off.
^echo *Arrow UP - Brings up last command.
^echo *Arrow DOWN - Brings up next command.
^echo *Arrow LEFT - Moves the cursor left one character.
^echo *Arrow RIGHT - Moves the cursor right one character.
^echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------<z>-
}
eval /load $adop
^echo ,----------------------------------------------------------------------\
^echo | XtActIcS's *XkILL* loaded,/commmands for a command list |
^echo `----------------------------------------------------------------------/
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f| Phile #- 6 |P
A| Author- DrM,Valgamon,Alloy,Eagle_1 |A
P| Title- The WaReZ D00D |f
f| Date- 9/4/94 |P
A|--------- |A
P| |f
f|/========================================\|P
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Showdown between Dr. Menace and Eagle_1 on 09-04-1994 at 6:50 PM PDT
It's Eagle_1, 1 small step for warez, 1 one giant leap for warez-kind.
- Courtesy of Lord Valgamon [FRiSC] (Formerly RiSC)
DrMenace: Hey Eagle_1...
Eagle_1: I don't even know why you're bothering with this
bullshit.
DrMenace: I hear you are a very powerful person on the net, that
one takeover of #warez could get someone TRW'd and fucked for
life. What do you have to say about this, mr 1?
Eagle_1: Yeah that's not something to play around with man.
DrMenace: Uhh ok I see. :) What advice would you give to a
young courier who would like to learn about couriering the
0-day? For a ten bucks a month no less?
Eagle_1: You don't pronounce it right man. It's pronounced
CURR-EE-ERR.
DrMenace: Ok I understand. But please answer my question
motherfucker. Don't fucking dodge my inquisitions bitch.
Eagle_1: If you're trying to start shit here, I don't see why
you gotta be like, ya know, what advice would I give? I'd be
like...umm..you gotta be consistent. You gotta be prompt. And
you gotta have some kinda personal stake in it.
Alloy: Like money?
Eagle_1: Yeah possibly.
DrMenace: I'm getting bored of hearing you now so I'm gonna ask
another funny and witty question to make this a more satisfying
magazine. What would you think if PfA started a subnewsletter
dedicated to curr-ee-err-ing the 0-day?
Eagle_1: Dude do you have some kind of obsession with that
phrase?
DrMenace: Yes. And you cop an attitude with me once more, and
you are fucked bigtime buddy. I'm going to take over RiSC! And
then where the fuck will you be, sweetcakes?
Alloy: Eagle_1, if you died, would you put RiSC in your will?
Yo Eagle_1 you've got the ball in your court dude.
DrMenace: Yeah dude, we like put the ball in your court, and
like dude, you are just like dropping the ball dude!
Eagle_1: You're the one without the balls, Menace.
DrMenace: That was very witty!
Alloy (In a hushed voice.): Credit for witness.
DrMenace: Have you a yak?
Eagle_1: Have I a what?
DrMenace: Nevermind. You obviously have a very mundane sense of
humor. Lighten up.
Valgamon: What do you expect from a guy who is the single most
powerful warez d00d in the world. In our solar system even!
DrMenace: I have heard rumors of a merging between the Humble
Slaves, for those of you who don't know, they curr-ee-err the 0-day
for THG, and RiSC. Is this true?
Eagle_1: I don't know where you're getting this from.
DrMenace: Eagle_1, do you have any idea whatsoever, when you are
being fucked with? And what the hell are all you lamers doing
on my fucking bridge?!?!?
Eagle_1: I think you're a fucking idiot first of all, because,
no one's gonna read this bullshit. Fucking idiot (Whispered.)
DrMenace: I don't think Eagle_1 is paying his respects to us. I
think he is now doomed. He is #1 on our Doomed List, with his
name underlined, highlighted in pink, with quotes, brackets, and
parentheses around it, bordered with asterisks, with carrot
signs underneath it, and a big frowny face next to it. I think
he is fucked.
Valgamon: Umm. That's pretty cool. Huhuhuhuhuh.
Eagle_1: Fuck this, I'm hanging up.
DrMenace: Before you go will you say "I don't have time for you
lamers?"
Eagle_1: Yeah whatever you say.
Then Phaser-X called him again.
Eagle_1: Oh no, not this asshole again!
DrMenace: Word, what's up Eagle_1, I didn't finish my exclusive
interview.
Eagle_1: Shut up. Fucking reporter. Ugh.
He wasn't much fun that time.
Commentary from Valgamon:
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f| Phile #- 7 |P
A| Author- Solctice |A
P| Title- All the idiots I met at hope |f
f| Date- 9/4/94 |P
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P| |f
f|/========================================\|P
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[[editorz note: All note's in here from doctor menace are enclosed in
double bracketz lyke thiz. this wuz leached with permission from twat
editor Nitro-187.]]
Ph1l3 #oo3 [TWaT] - HoPE Report Part 1
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All the idiots I met at HoPE [[or: everybody was lame
By Solctice except for me.]]
I met about 200 people at HoPE many being from IRC..many not...there were many
gimps, and there were many cool people. I took many pictures, and I am
digitizing all of the peoples pictures that I met. I am explaining all the
people I met concering #phreak/#hack. I am doing this for neither prestige
nor popularity. [[that would be futile.]] Just for the fun of it, and top
shut you lame ass fuckers up who keep asking me about people I met.
Note From The Author: all the .gifs will be here in a few weeks...I sent
them out on Monday, August 15th, by FedEx. They'll be here in a maxzimum of
two weeks.
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Music Phreak: He was the first person I met at HoPE, for we were the first
few people there. I expected him to be a short italian, but he was a tall,
massive guy with the temper of a dandelion. [[sounds like solctice has
some affections for this guy.]] Real nice guy. Definately on my list of cool
people.
PMF: He was one of the few people who fit my expectations of the person they
were. I had met him on confs months before, and he knew his shit. To put
it all in words, he was troll-like, for he was short with flashy clothes.
But nonetheless, he was not ugly, or stupid, or gimp-like [[does anybody
else notice how much he uses the word gimp? eye think british tv should
be censored.]] at all. One of my more favorite people at the conf.
[[con, dammit, it's a CONVENTION.]] Despite his constant swearing in public
and never ending wise cracks and pranks, I could safely say he was one of
the coolest people I met at HoPE.
Pluvius: Pluvius was not at all what I expected. I expected him to be a loud,
stupid looking person. He was not. He was a tall, quiet type with Army boots
and a short haircut. [[and when he held me i felt very s4f3.]] If he said 10
words to me at HoPE, it was a lot. Not that he didn't like me and the group
I was with, it was he is just a quiet person. [[he just found me
irritating and didn't want to be around me.]] DEFINATELY not the gimp like
person I thought I'd meet. Most Unix gurus *AREN'T* normal. Ploov gets mah
Warez Of Approval. [[i'm sure that means a lot to him.]]
Parad0x: On confs, I had always thought of parad0x as a chink. He was a pure
down-home American white-boy. If I get 50 questions about Parad0x a day, it's
a slow day. To put it in words, he looked *almost* normal. Aside from being
about 6'2", about 160 pounds, [[normal? that's GUMBY!]] having absolutely no
muscle what-so-ever, [[but i have come to love him for his mind.]] and having
a goofy, non haqr-looking face, he seemed normal. I came to HoPE knowing I
was going to kick the shit out of this immature kiddie if he such as even
LOOKED at me sideways, I did nothing of the sort when I met him, for he seemed
like a nice guy. He wasn't staying at the conf, because his mommy wouldn't let
him stay with all the evil haqr people. That night, he was 150 miles away, and
started talking shit about me on IRC about me being a fat gimp. Neither of
which I am. I regretted not making this little kiddie swallow his teeth.
There's always next year. This kiddie getz the Parad0x Seal of
Gimpiness. [[alright, let's keep a tab, how many times can someone use
the word "gimp" in one fucking article.]]
Lestat(Razor): I had heard much about this kid from confs, and have been on a
few of them with him. If you ever get the misfortune of being on a conf with
this kid, hang up. He's a toner, a breather, and lame in general. I had heard
about him being short and fat, and looking like a girl, but the latter two of
which he was neither. He wasn't what I expected, and the few times that I saw
him at HoPE, he was normal....drunk off his ass, but normal. he *IS* short,
and he *IS* very rich. [[but solctice, aren't u rich from your daddy'z
meat packing plant?]] Finally, I took many pictures of this kid, because it
was fun, and I had a massive demand to do so. This annoyed him. When he
passed out from over consumption of beer and Zima (eew..Zima), I started to
kick him, wanting to see his reaction. He promply sat up and hit his head on
the underside of the table, knocking him back out...haha. I could neither
define him as a gimp [[there's that FUCKING word again.]] or a normal person,
for he fit neither catergory fully. [[and becuz i don't know any normal
people to compare him to.]]
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