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Subject: talk about a strip tease....
An old widow and widower get married. It is their wedding night
and they are nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress in front
of each other. In the process the old woman removes her false
teeth and puts them in a glass. She removes her prosthetic
leg and leans it against the wall. She looks up at her new
groom and smiles nervously, and he is intently watching. She
continues. She removes her bra which contains false inserts
to hide her previous mastectomy; she removes a glass eye
and gingerly places it in a special box on the nightstand.
Again she shyly smiles at her aged spouse, and he continues
to stare in an interested manner. As she takes off her wig
she realizes that he is not making much progress in getting
undressed.
She asks him "What are you waiting for?" and he
quickly replies "You know what I want. Take it off and throw
it over here!"
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