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Article 314 of eunet.jokes: Path: puukko!santra!tut!enea!mcvax!hafro!krafla!einari From: einari@rhi.hi.is (Einar Indridason) Newsgroups: eunet.jokes Subject: jokes Message-ID: <316@krafla.rhi.hi.is> Date: 6 Jun 88 12:05:36 GMT Distribution: eunet Organization: University of Iceland Lines: 98 Theses jokes are from a book about "graffiti", so don't blame (or flame), me :-) hope you enjoy. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Save energy - Make love slowly --------------------------------------------------------------------- Help the police - beat yourself up --------------------------------------------------------------------- Avoid the christmas chaos - go to church on sundays --------------------------------------------------------------------- There are two kinds of persons: The one that divide all people in two part, and then the other that don't --------------------------------------------------------------------- Seen in U.S.S.R: "The last person to leave the country is asked to turn the ligths off" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Wanna be realy stoned? Drink wet cement. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Mickey mouse is a rat !!!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------- If superman is so clever, how come he wear his underpants over his pants ? --------------------------------------------------------------------- If the human brain would be so simple that we could understand it, then we would be so dumb that we would not understand it!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------- I bet I can quit gambling --------------------------------------------------------------------- 8 of each 10 use ball-pen to write with. What do the other two do with ball-pens ??? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Keep death off the roads. Drive on the pavement. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dead men are simple very cool. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Sigarettes are the main reason for statistics. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Advertisment from British Airways: "Breakfast in London, Lunch in New-York and luggage in Berlin" --------------------------------------------------------------------- To be is to do: Roussou To do is to be: Sartre DO BE DO BE DO BE .... : Sinatra --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. Tell me your address and I will tell you where you live. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Begin the day with a smile, then it is over. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you know why surgeons use masks ? It is to be not recocnised again. --------------------------------------------------------------------- To quote Alfred E. Neuman: "What! Me worry????" Internet: einari@rhi.hi.is UUCP: ..!mcvax!hafro!rhi!einari