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Anarchists' Alliance Presents
Cheap Explosives and Sick Jokes
Written by: Suicidal Maniac
Call Dirty Bird's Nest (618)397-7687
(Home of AA)
P/H password for Dirty Bird's Nest is Doggy Bites Dick
Ok, for a couple of years I have been dabbling in Anarchy and
Destruction. Note the capital letters, the words mean a lot to me.
I have decided that the time has come to spread a few of my little
tricks. The two articles in this text file are:
Contained Electronic Detonated Bomb
Puke Bomb
Contained Electronic Detonated Bomb
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Ok, this is pretty simple and most of the parts can be bought from your
local Kaybee toy store (yeah, a toy store carries some rough stuff..)
Needed:
2-4 D Class Toy Propellants (Model Rocket Engines) (C Class will work,
but I suggest D)
Any type of container that has a puncturable lid.
Solar Ignitor (Can be found in the Model Rocket section at Kaybee)
Gasoline
Sulphur (optional)
Battery Pack
4 D batteries
20-40 feet of dual wire cord (Take number of engines time 10)
Any type of electrical switch
Assembly:
The first thing you need to do is to take apart the rocket engines.
The best way to do this is by taking a hobby knife and cutting the
cardboard. Now, take a pair of plyers and pull the cardboard off. Set
the rocket engines, now taken apart, aside. Pour gasoline in the
bottom of the container. If you are using an 8 oz container, about 2
oz will do. Cut a piece of cardboard into the shape of the inner of
the container. Set the cardboard ontop of the gasoline inside the
container. Now, if you have a plastic lid, line the poles of the solar
ignitor up with the lid and cut 2 holes so that the ignitor can fit
through. If you have a metal lid, do the same, but drip candle wax
where the ignitor hits the lid. Now, set the rocket engines in ontop
of the cardboard which is over the gasoline. Put the cap on. Take the
two wires and connect them to the switch (in the off position) and also
to the poles of the solar ignitor. Now, hook the wires from the switch
up to the battery pack. When the switch is turned, you will have a
nice little boom.
Explanation:
When the switch is turned, the flow of electricity goes into the solar
ignitor and causes it to ignite. The solar ignitor (inserted in the
end of one of the rocket engines) causes the rocket engine to go off
and starts a chain reaction. The gasoline is used to speed up the
reaction.
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If you blow your head off with this, I am not responsible.
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Puke Bomb
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Ahh yes, an utterly disgusting joke. How would you like to have puke
splattered all over you?
Ok, you need to build the mentioned bomb above first.
Pull apart one of those ceiling lights with the nice little bowl. Push
the rounded part of your finger against the back of your throat and
puke in the bowl. Now, pull out the light bulb and pull apart the
connector for the lightbulb. You should see two wires (usually green
and red). Make sure the light is off and connect the 2 wires to the
solar ignitor of the bomb. Place the bomb floating in the puke and put
the bowl back over the light. When the person turns on the light there
will be a boom and puke will fly all over them... Pretty gross, eh?
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