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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 11 Num. 87
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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SEVEN MORE MONICA LEWINSKYS
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And Monica's Seven More Bill Clintons
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In the previous issue of Conspiracy Nation, coverage was given to
a report that six additional women, besides Monica Lewinsky, had
been implicated as sex partners of Bill Clinton. This is
corroborated in a report by Ambrose Evans-Pritchard, a
highly-regarded reporter with the London Telegraph newspaper. In
the Feb. 12, 1998 issue of the Telegraph, Evans-Pritchard ends
his story by noting that Whitewater prosecutor Ken Starr "has
already issued subpoenas for six depositions taken in the Paula
Jones lawsuit."
But Evans-Pritchard's story adds one more name to the list of
those being called upon by Independent Prosecutor Starr: Robyn
Dickey, the former White House Director of Special Projects and
Special Needs. She, says the British reporter, "was named as a
long-standing lover of President Clinton in Paula Jones's sexual
harassment lawsuit." Robyn Dickey is the mother of Helen Dickey,
who phoned the Arkansas Governor's mansion late in the afternoon
of July 20, 1993, and frantically exclaimed that "Vince Foster
has just shot himself in the White House parking lot!"
-+- Sisterhood Is Powerful -+-
Reportedly the last known person to have seen Vince Foster alive
was Linda Tripp, then working at the bacchanalian White House.
Linda Tripp, for some reason, was a hold-over employee from the
previous Bush White House. Prior to that, Ms. Tripp worked for
Delta Force at Fort Bragg, North Carolina (1988-1989) and for
U.S. Army intelligence at Fort Meade, Maryland (1987). Also
having interesting spy connections is Lucianne Goldberg, Tripp's
literary agent who urged Tripp to secretly tape conversations
with Monica Lewinsky. In 1972, Ms. Goldberg was paid $1,000 per
week by Republicans to spy on Democrats. And also a highly
privileged insider has been Monica Lewinsky herself, granted a
"Top Secret" clearance as well as a "Sensitive Compartmented
Information" clearance. (Source: Human Events magazine,
2/13/98) Tripp, Goldberg, and Lewinsky all belong to a
loosely-based Feminist Intelligence Network (FIN), which
parallels and intersects other intelligence networks. Elite
Feminists have decided that, no matter what, they must all lock
arms and stand behind Bill Clinton, because they perceive Hillary
Clinton as their "ace in the hole" who can greatly influence the
powerful U.S. President. One of the unique tools available to
this covert power clique of upper-crust women is the granting and
witholding of sexual favors to men, based on whether or not the
men kowtow to Elite Feminist dictates. ("Suck my toe, slave.")
After Bill Clinton survives the current InternGate mess, he will
be consigned to the permanent dog-house, and Queen Bee Hillary
will be "wearing the pants" from there on in. *Cui bono*?
Secret Feminist agents Goldberg, Tripp, and Lewinsky, and all the
rest of the Sisterhood.
-+- Monica's Other "Bill Clinton's"? -+-
So now there are =seven= more "Monica Lewinskys" (six plus Robyn
Dickey). Where will it end? One New York tabloid carried the
screaming headline recently that, "There Were Hundreds!" And
Arkansas trooper L.D. Brown, a long-time bodyguard of
then-Governor Clinton, has put the count at "about one-hundred."
("I want to grow up, to be a politician," sang the 60s rock band,
The Byrds. Now we know why.)
But what about Monica Lewinsky herself? Supposedly she was
heartbroken when she learned that her colleague, Bill Clinton,
was cheating on her; that President Bill had other "Monica
Lewinskys." Yet according to the latest issue of The Star
(02/17/98), Monica herself may not have been faithful to her
purported "true love," Scaramouche Bill. Then again, it may be
that Ms. Lewinsky, in a jealous rage, lashed back at Bill in the
only way she knew how, by flaunting other lovers at the U.S.
President. The Star, at any rate, reports on Lewinsky's
"numerous post-White House sexual encounters" with "Pentagon
officials and military officers," suggesting that both Bill and
Monica are free spirits, grabbing the gusto that life offers.
-+- A Clinton Lovers Count -+-
A new count, a running tally, may be a good idea. We've had an
ongoing "Clinton Body Count," a continual update on the
statistically interesting number of sudden, violent deaths linked
to the Woodstock President. Now, it seems, a "Clinton Lovers
Count" is a good project. But it may be that President Bill is
about to change his ways. The Star reports that Bill Clinton
"has secretly begun therapy for sexual addiction." If the report
is true, Conspiracy Nation wishes the President well. And when
he's lying on the couch and free-associating for his analyst,
certain phallic symbols could erupt out of the presidential
psyche -- like missiles, for example. In time, Bill Clinton may
be cured of his obvious compulsions, and this could be good news
for the people of Iraq -- especially since Mr. Clinton signed a
Presidential Decision Directive (PDD) in November which
authorizes the use of tactical nuclear weapons against Iraq.
(Source: Laissez Faire City Times, 2/11/98)
In the meantime, it's nice to know the U.S. President has not
been working too hard. Besides enjoying relaxing moments with
the opposite sex, Bill enjoys frequent golf games and
oral-satisfactions like giving speeches to potential political
money-donors. And, too, Hillary is frequently around for
stimulating late-night chats.
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